Athletes Take To Twitter For The Great East Coast Earthquake Of 2011

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Athletes Take To Twitter For The Great East Coast Earthquake Of 2011

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   08.24.11 at 11:34 am

   Otto Man

   Donte Stallworth really shouldn’t be making jokes about dodging death.
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     08.24.11 at 11:40 am

     Brandon

     Man, that Buzzfeed article you linked is infuriating. I think if God wanted to destroy the world, he’d do it because we’re all such a bunch of illiterate reprobates.
2. 

   08.24.11 at 11:44 am

   Otto Man

   That Buzzfeed article doesn’t know what it’s talking about.

   As Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell told us, when God gets mad about gay rights in America, he strikes us with a massive hurricane or the 9/11 attacks.

   Earthquakes, meanwhile, are the result of Haitians making pacts with Satan.
3. 

   08.24.11 at 11:49 am

   Upstate Underdog

   I’d like to add Ozzie Guillen to the list of favorite usual suspects.

   What did people blame earthquakes on before gay marriage?
4. 

   08.24.11 at 11:59 am

   Midwest Girthquake

   I would think America’s gluttony would be to blame for earthquakes, whereas gay marriage feels more like a double rainbow type thing.
5. 

   08.24.11 at 12:43 pm

   poonTASTIC

   I only wish I was fucking my wife during the earthquake so my ego would be lifted a bit higher. ‘Yeah, girl. That just happened’.
6. 

   08.24.11 at 12:44 pm

   poonTASTIC

   Here’s hoping that L.A. gets a foot of snow this January. It’s called winter you cunts. Buy a shovel.
7. 

   08.24.11 at 1:12 pm

   Keith

   know tremors as a delightful Kevin Bacon film about giant worms

   You, uh, spelled Fred Ward wrong there, Burnsy.
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   08.24.11 at 1:16 pm

   Dave

   Geez, John Carlson scored the OT game-winner in the gold medal game at the 2010 World Junior Hockey Championships. HE IS AN AMERICAN HERO! Like Chris Drury and Danny Almonte.
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   08.24.11 at 9:08 pm

   Brutus Ballsack

   I just hope my white wine collection wasn’t ruined.