Arizona's Susanne Eman is already a world record holder. She's the fattest woman in the world. Currently, the 32-year old mother of two weighs in at 728 pounds, which is roughly twice the size of the Miami Dolphins' offensive line. But she aspires to be so much more than the woman that she currently is, which is so rare and beautiful in this era. Instead of settling for the wavy curves that she's already created, Eman wants to be the entire damn ocean. Her goal? To weigh 1,600 pounds.
That's it? Why not just go for a ton if you're that hellbent on dying by 35? As for how and why she's doing it, of course The Sun has the answer.
Amazingly, her shape is a TURN-ON for some men and she models for super-size websites. Susanne, 32, said: "The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel confident and sexy.
"Two years ago I hit 35st and noticed I had actually started attracting more men. It made me feel good. My goal is to be 57st by the end of the year. I should be 115st by age 41 or 42. "Why not see how fat I can get? I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing."
Susanne, from Casa Grande, Arizona, US, spends EIGHT HOURS filling six trolleys with food during her monthly supermarket shop.
The only redeeming quality that I can take away from this is that I really miss "Supermarket Sweep." Otherwise, this is about the most depressing thing I've ever had the eerie pleasure of writing about, and I can only imagine how the starving children in Somalia would feel if they read this. Well, if they could read this. Hey, I can only solve one world problem at a time, folks.
After the jump, get to know Susanne Eman and her joy for calories with a gallery of glutton.
UPDATE: For the inside joke on Kate Upton being fat, you'll have to go back to my award-winning gallery's comment section.
(Images via The Sun, except for that Louvre-bound banner image.)
Over/under on how many dog/dinner jokes this picture invokes?
This chart explains how she does it. It is also our first glimpse at the future disease, Super Incredible Mega Diabetes.
What's the opposite of Diet Coke? That's right, it's mayonnaise cola.
Her profile image from WeighDate.com. Thanks, I'll be here all night.
Has she not heard of the Black & Decker Paintstick?
Who builds the bed? Serious question.
I'm never eating again.
Susanne and the smartest average-looking girl on Earth.
On her wheelbench.
Not pictured: The 12 other ovens.
Scale: "OWWWWWWWWW!"
Well, you've made it this far... are you ready for the jackpot?
BEHOLD THE THING THAT YOU FEAR MOST!
OK, OK, I'm sorry!
Not so fat now, is she?
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Good God, Burnsy. This post needs a NSFW tag.
kate upton, not so bad any more. also not so bad? 2girls1cup
Shaved or unshaved?
/pukes
This was bad. Really bad. Yikes.
*cackles maniacally*
Who the fuck was calling Upton fat? That’s the biggest question I have in all of this…
OH GOD NO /runs cold water over eyes for 10 minutes
I’m not fluent in Spanish but you say she is from Casa Grande, AZ? I’m guessing Casa is Spanish for queef wind?
She eats a salad for lunch?? Really? Granted, it’s garnished with 3 burritos, but I still call bullshit
I thought the mom from Gilbert Grape was dead?!
@ Midwest Girthquake yes, in this “casa” is spanish for queef wind and “grande” means abhorrent
I never liked you, Burnsy. Never liked you.
“That’s the biggest question I have in all of this..”
Bigger than “What the fuck kind of website does she model for and who are the sick fucks who look at it?”
I can hear it now
“Can you drive me down to the liberry? I wanna rent us up some movies. Wesley, get mama’s prying bar.”
I hope that dog is fast on its feet.
Well, good thing I didn’t order 2 Mizwiches before reading this.
I’ve heard about having to roll a girl in flour, but never the whole f**king silo!
Really? 728lbs is the world’s record for the largest woman – only 728lbs?
I am being sincere with that question because when I used to rent medical equipment we rented a bariatric (fat person) bed to a facility in Worcester, MA for a 26 year old girl who weighed 850lbs.
what is an st?
st=stone. British term for weight. 1 stone weighs 14 pounds. geek out
You’re just trying to make Upton look skinny, you fatty lover.
Pic 5. Fucking hell. I’m out.
Anybody else reminded of Krystal from Squidbillies?
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I think the “Florida or Ohio” game needs to be modified to include Arizona. Between this and the guy shooting himself in the groin with a pink handgun, we’ve really stepped up our game lately.
/skips the gym today in favor of a mind-bleaching to remove image 14
Mmmm Mayonnaise Cola
Marissa Miller looks better at 31 tan this girl does at 19. Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are nearing that age too and look better than she does/ Why are you idiots making a big deal about her?
@Pugiron – ugh yes we know, we know