kate upton, not so bad any more. also not so bad? 2girls1cup
08.18.11 at 4:20 pm
Upstate Underdog
Shaved or unshaved?
/pukes
08.18.11 at 4:21 pm
GeoffieTheKid
This was bad. Really bad. Yikes.
08.18.11 at 4:30 pm
Burnsy
*cackles maniacally*
08.18.11 at 4:37 pm
J. Hotsauce
Who the fuck was calling Upton fat? That’s the biggest question I have in all of this…
08.18.11 at 4:42 pm
FSJ
OH GOD NO /runs cold water over eyes for 10 minutes
08.18.11 at 5:47 pm
Midwest Girthquake
I’m not fluent in Spanish but you say she is from Casa Grande, AZ? I’m guessing Casa is Spanish for queef wind?
08.18.11 at 6:24 pm
Teeblerone
She eats a salad for lunch?? Really? Granted, it’s garnished with 3 burritos, but I still call bullshit
08.18.11 at 6:41 pm
La Schmoove
I thought the mom from Gilbert Grape was dead?!
08.18.11 at 7:36 pm
Go Heat
@ Midwest Girthquake yes, in this “casa” is spanish for queef wind and “grande” means abhorrent
08.18.11 at 8:58 pm
ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos
I never liked you, Burnsy. Never liked you.
“That’s the biggest question I have in all of this..”
Bigger than “What the fuck kind of website does she model for and who are the sick fucks who look at it?”
08.18.11 at 10:26 pm
Old man who yells at cloud
I can hear it now
“Can you drive me down to the liberry? I wanna rent us up some movies. Wesley, get mama’s prying bar.”
08.18.11 at 11:23 pm
Matt
I hope that dog is fast on its feet.
08.19.11 at 1:15 am
Finnegan T. Dressup
Well, good thing I didn’t order 2 Mizwiches before reading this.
I’ve heard about having to roll a girl in flour, but never the whole f**king silo!
08.19.11 at 7:47 am
sonohuey
Really? 728lbs is the world’s record for the largest woman – only 728lbs?
I am being sincere with that question because when I used to rent medical equipment we rented a bariatric (fat person) bed to a facility in Worcester, MA for a 26 year old girl who weighed 850lbs.
08.19.11 at 9:12 am
guynumber1
what is an st?
08.19.11 at 9:19 am
Old man who yells at clouds
st=stone. British term for weight. 1 stone weighs 14 pounds. geek out
08.19.11 at 9:42 am
Brutus Ballsack
You’re just trying to make Upton look skinny, you fatty lover.
08.19.11 at 10:03 am
Hoyvey
Pic 5. Fucking hell. I’m out.
08.19.11 at 11:21 am
Anthony
Anybody else reminded of Krystal from Squidbillies?
I think the “Florida or Ohio” game needs to be modified to include Arizona. Between this and the guy shooting himself in the groin with a pink handgun, we’ve really stepped up our game lately.
/skips the gym today in favor of a mind-bleaching to remove image 14
08.19.11 at 1:43 pm
sunrisensunrise
Mmmm Mayonnaise Cola
08.20.11 at 8:15 pm
Pugiron
Marissa Miller looks better at 31 tan this girl does at 19. Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are nearing that age too and look better than she does/ Why are you idiots making a big deal about her?
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Good God, Burnsy. This post needs a NSFW tag.
kate upton, not so bad any more. also not so bad? 2girls1cup
Shaved or unshaved?
/pukes
This was bad. Really bad. Yikes.
*cackles maniacally*
Who the fuck was calling Upton fat? That’s the biggest question I have in all of this…
OH GOD NO /runs cold water over eyes for 10 minutes
I’m not fluent in Spanish but you say she is from Casa Grande, AZ? I’m guessing Casa is Spanish for queef wind?
She eats a salad for lunch?? Really? Granted, it’s garnished with 3 burritos, but I still call bullshit
I thought the mom from Gilbert Grape was dead?!
@ Midwest Girthquake yes, in this “casa” is spanish for queef wind and “grande” means abhorrent
I never liked you, Burnsy. Never liked you.
“That’s the biggest question I have in all of this..”
Bigger than “What the fuck kind of website does she model for and who are the sick fucks who look at it?”
I can hear it now
“Can you drive me down to the liberry? I wanna rent us up some movies. Wesley, get mama’s prying bar.”
I hope that dog is fast on its feet.
Well, good thing I didn’t order 2 Mizwiches before reading this.
I’ve heard about having to roll a girl in flour, but never the whole f**king silo!
Really? 728lbs is the world’s record for the largest woman – only 728lbs?
I am being sincere with that question because when I used to rent medical equipment we rented a bariatric (fat person) bed to a facility in Worcester, MA for a 26 year old girl who weighed 850lbs.
what is an st?
st=stone. British term for weight. 1 stone weighs 14 pounds. geek out
You’re just trying to make Upton look skinny, you fatty lover.
Pic 5. Fucking hell. I’m out.
Anybody else reminded of Krystal from Squidbillies?
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I think the “Florida or Ohio” game needs to be modified to include Arizona. Between this and the guy shooting himself in the groin with a pink handgun, we’ve really stepped up our game lately.
/skips the gym today in favor of a mind-bleaching to remove image 14
Mmmm Mayonnaise Cola
Marissa Miller looks better at 31 tan this girl does at 19. Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are nearing that age too and look better than she does/ Why are you idiots making a big deal about her?
@Pugiron – ugh yes we know, we know