Alex Smith Is Awful And 9 Other Random Thoughts From The NFL This Weekend
08.15.11 at 3:36 pm
Burnsy
*watches tumbleweed roll by, plays with Iron Sheik thumb wrestler*
08.15.11 at 3:42 pm
Jason
We need to lock out just the 49ers until they can learn how to play some friggin football.
08.15.11 at 4:11 pm
Danny
How about the Browns after only installing the West Coast Offense a few weeks ago marching down and scoring on the Packers 1st team defense?
Our starters also drove and scored against their 2nd team defense. Our defense forced a punt then gave up a TD drive against their 1st team offense.
Also, we’ve now beat the defending super bowl champs 4 straight seasons. We don’t play the Packers in the regular season so a preseason win is the best we can do to keep the streak going.
08.15.11 at 4:20 pm
Burnsy
That Browns game was pretty entertaining. You know, for a preseason game.
08.15.11 at 4:27 pm
Finnegan T. Dressup
“Looking for Luck”. Are you trying to snipe in on Danger’s TV show name-generation monopoly? If so, that’s….a dangerous path. **removes sunglasses**
YEEEAAAHHHH!!!
08.15.11 at 4:38 pm
Danny
It might be the high point of our season.
08.15.11 at 4:49 pm
Brandon
Burnsy’s football posts should get as many/more comments than my dumb wrestling things.
08.15.11 at 4:58 pm
JC
As a Niner fan I have enough faith in Alex Smith to say that Daunte will be starting by game 4.
08.15.11 at 5:40 pm
Smegga
As an Eagles fan, I’ve always had a strange respect for the Redskins. Same for the Giants. Hatred for the Cowboys.
But since the Shanahans took over, I loathe them. This guy lucked into having Elway in his prime, but everyone regards him as a great coach. He’s a douche.
I like Cam Newton. He’s dodgy off the field, but he can be a success if you give him some targets. Just Steve Smith and some tight ends isn’t enough. He’s still miles better than Jimmy ‘Caveman’ Clausen though.
08.15.11 at 6:10 pm
Burnsy
I can’t explain it, but I want Cam to be good. I’m tired of crappy first round QBs, and I’m hoping that he, Kaepernick, and Dalton (not Ponder, though) combined with Stafford and Bradford to bring some legitimacy back to league being Dutch ovened by the Alex Smiths and Chad Hennes.
08.15.11 at 6:18 pm
Smegga
I don’t know why, but I like quarterbacks who are not white. It’s just some weird thing for me, a white guy from England.
For me, apart from signing Nmandi, I was delighted we picked up Vince Young. He has a 30-18 record, yet was treated like shit by Tennessee.
Don’t like Culpepper though, he was finished years ago and should just give it up.
08.15.11 at 8:10 pm
ernestag
UCF? is that a college or an MMA promotion for dyslexic fighters?
08.16.11 at 10:25 am
Brutus Ballsack
I watched Newton, and, maybe the alcohol and weed were effecting my judgement, but I thought he looked shitty. His throwing motion looked crappy. A couple of times he looked like he was about to fall backward after the throws, and his ball was wobbly. I admit though, I hope he sucks, so I can make fun of him, and the Panthers. Oh, and their owner too. Jerry Richardson should not be allowed to have slaves in this day and age.
08.16.11 at 12:38 pm
TinkyTime
Maybe Burnsy should take after you Brandon and start every post off with a three-part bullet point series about why we should comment and like on Facebook and share with our fwiends. Maybe Burnsy could engage more readers by starting a hilarious running gag equivalent to /John Cena gay. Maybe we should just talk wrasslin’ in every comment section on WL. Who knows? I mean nobody knows the perfect formula for generating user comments. I just know that I’m commenting now to tell Brandon to stop being such a smug douche about his Best and Worst column. Don’t say things like “my dumb wrestling things.” It’s by far the most popular column on this site and you shouldn’t make it sound like you are ashamed of it (even though you probably should be, you know with this being a sports blog). You sound like Michael Cera or something. Anyways, I’ll be waiting for the Best and Worst today, especially the part when bullet point #3 on the first slide says, “Oh and don’t forget to comment on Burnsy’s posts you guys. This dumb little wresting thing just doesn’t compare to the other stuff on this site.”
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*watches tumbleweed roll by, plays with Iron Sheik thumb wrestler*
We need to lock out just the 49ers until they can learn how to play some friggin football.
How about the Browns after only installing the West Coast Offense a few weeks ago marching down and scoring on the Packers 1st team defense?
Our starters also drove and scored against their 2nd team defense. Our defense forced a punt then gave up a TD drive against their 1st team offense.
Also, we’ve now beat the defending super bowl champs 4 straight seasons. We don’t play the Packers in the regular season so a preseason win is the best we can do to keep the streak going.
That Browns game was pretty entertaining. You know, for a preseason game.
“Looking for Luck”. Are you trying to snipe in on Danger’s TV show name-generation monopoly? If so, that’s….a dangerous path. **removes sunglasses**
YEEEAAAHHHH!!!
It might be the high point of our season.
Burnsy’s football posts should get as many/more comments than my dumb wrestling things.
As a Niner fan I have enough faith in Alex Smith to say that Daunte will be starting by game 4.
As an Eagles fan, I’ve always had a strange respect for the Redskins. Same for the Giants. Hatred for the Cowboys.
But since the Shanahans took over, I loathe them. This guy lucked into having Elway in his prime, but everyone regards him as a great coach. He’s a douche.
I like Cam Newton. He’s dodgy off the field, but he can be a success if you give him some targets. Just Steve Smith and some tight ends isn’t enough. He’s still miles better than Jimmy ‘Caveman’ Clausen though.
I can’t explain it, but I want Cam to be good. I’m tired of crappy first round QBs, and I’m hoping that he, Kaepernick, and Dalton (not Ponder, though) combined with Stafford and Bradford to bring some legitimacy back to league being Dutch ovened by the Alex Smiths and Chad Hennes.
I don’t know why, but I like quarterbacks who are not white. It’s just some weird thing for me, a white guy from England.
For me, apart from signing Nmandi, I was delighted we picked up Vince Young. He has a 30-18 record, yet was treated like shit by Tennessee.
Don’t like Culpepper though, he was finished years ago and should just give it up.
UCF? is that a college or an MMA promotion for dyslexic fighters?
I watched Newton, and, maybe the alcohol and weed were effecting my judgement, but I thought he looked shitty. His throwing motion looked crappy. A couple of times he looked like he was about to fall backward after the throws, and his ball was wobbly. I admit though, I hope he sucks, so I can make fun of him, and the Panthers. Oh, and their owner too. Jerry Richardson should not be allowed to have slaves in this day and age.
Maybe Burnsy should take after you Brandon and start every post off with a three-part bullet point series about why we should comment and like on Facebook and share with our fwiends. Maybe Burnsy could engage more readers by starting a hilarious running gag equivalent to /John Cena gay. Maybe we should just talk wrasslin’ in every comment section on WL. Who knows? I mean nobody knows the perfect formula for generating user comments. I just know that I’m commenting now to tell Brandon to stop being such a smug douche about his Best and Worst column. Don’t say things like “my dumb wrestling things.” It’s by far the most popular column on this site and you shouldn’t make it sound like you are ashamed of it (even though you probably should be, you know with this being a sports blog). You sound like Michael Cera or something. Anyways, I’ll be waiting for the Best and Worst today, especially the part when bullet point #3 on the first slide says, “Oh and don’t forget to comment on Burnsy’s posts you guys. This dumb little wresting thing just doesn’t compare to the other stuff on this site.”
/downs some more Tuesday Haterade