
Where have you gone, Mike LeValliere?
Last night, baseball fans witnessed a modern miracle as the Pittsburgh Pirates defeated the Houston Astros 5-1 to move 4 games over .500. Meanwhile, the Milwaukee Brewers lost to the Arizona Diamondbacks 7-3 to drop to just 3 games over .500, which means that the Pirates are now in second place in their division for the first time since 1992.
Of course, way back in 1992 – when most of your girlfriends weren’t even born yet – there were only two divisions in the National League, so it’s not as impressive that the Pirates are just 1.5 games back of the St. Louis Cardinals for first place in the NL Central. But hey, who am I to ruin the fun? Even if it’s just for today, this is a huge milestone for the Pirates, as the franchise has become the biggest loser in modern professional sports with 18 consecutive losing seasons since they lost to the Atlanta Braves in the 1992 NLCS.
Today could mark the start of a 20-game losing streak for the Pirates, for all we know, so just for now, let’s live like we were dying, to quote a song I once heard at a gas station. Maybe the Pirates will even keep winning with their young, talented stable of players, featuring guys like Andrew McCutchen and… his teammates. Maybe they’ll even go all the way and end Steel Town’s baseball misery. Hell, not many people ever thought we’d even be where we are today.
That’s why I thought we could take a look back at all of the amazing things that have happened throughout the past 18 years just to give us an idea of how monumental this day is.
(For the ultimate reading experience, please listen to The Byrds’ “Turn! Turn! Turn!”)


How long before we call a code red on Yinzer smug?
1996, 1997 – 2000, and 2009 were my favorite years of this retrospective, but the Z. Cavarrici pants reference really brought me back to my senior year of college.
Great work, Burnsy.
Great stuff, Burnsy. It really put how old I am into perspective.
Heh, they had to beat the worst team in baseball to do it.
Just noticed a typo in my comment, make that 1998 – 2000.
And of course with Casey McGehee’s 3-run homerun, they’ll probably be tied for second by the time they play tonight.
Bonds broke McGwire’s record by 3, not 11.
Eh, I blog like Ryan Theriot plays shortstop so I’m allowed a few mistakes.
Noticeable Omission: 1994, Montreal Expos would have won the World Series, 2002: The Ultimate frat boy movie of this generation, Van Wilder was released and 2004, Harold and Kumar, the second best fratboy movie of all time was released.
It’s a shame the Marlins can’t go back to greatness like they once did twice in the past. It was great to see Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers and other big market fans fume when the Marlins won the World Series
I grew up in Pittsburgh, and was in high school in the early 90′s. That game 7 against the Braves was one of the most heartbreaking things I’ve seen. Fucking Sid Bream.
Nice to see Stroud isn’t the only one who can shoehorn pro wrestling references in.
/wishes Kathryn Bigelow had a missing front tooth
In the film industry, Tom Hanks captured our hearts as Forrest Gump, while millions of angst-ridden teens cried as jocks asked them, “Hey, what was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain’s mind?”
A bullet. Duh.
At least their marketing team did a respectable job keeping people coming to the stadium for the past 2 decades. If there are two things in this world yinzers love (beside having their pregnant wives smoke cigarettes and chipped ham) it’s Firework night and free Soul Asylum concerts.
‘hey remember Runaway Train? It was very popular the last time our team was relevant’