| | **Online Host** Welcome to the Atwater Village Best Buy Chatroom! |
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 | BestBuyCSR: hi that gonna be it |
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 | EthierOr: Yep, that’s everything. |
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 | BestBuyCSR: /picks up box, looks at it "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, the complete series" … huh, didn’t know this was out |
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 | EthierOr: yeah, I already own all the seasons on DVD but this one has a retrospective and a bonus 149th episode where they just say f**k it and replace Ant Viv with a white lady |
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 | EthierOr: and it comes with a collectible Uncle Phil piggybank |
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 | BestBuyCSR: oh yeah? |
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 | EthierOr: yeah, no matter how much money you put in IT NEVER GETS FULL, ha-HAAAAAA /goes for a high-five |
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 | BestBuyCSR: huh |
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 | BestBuyCSR: Lol hey remember the theme song |
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 | EthierOr: ugh yes |
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 | BestBuyCSR: would you like the two year service plan, it’s only 29.95 and it covers basically everything except you breaking scratching melting spilling something on or losing |
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 | EthierOr: yes, obviously |
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 | BestBuyCSR: k your total comes to 185.73 |
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 | EthierOr: /scans debit card |
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 | BestBuyCSR: /stares at screen |
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 | BestBuyCSR: /stareeeeesssss |
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 | EthierOr: /tries not to make eye contact with anybody buying candy out of something that looks like a baby bottle |
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 | BestBuyCSR: hup, sorry, forgot to hit debit, go ahead and scan it again |
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 | EthierOr: /scans it again |
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 | BestBuyCSR: /stares at screen |
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 | EthierOr: /considers buying a 9 dollar Wii game because he’s standing near it |
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 | BestBuyCSR: sorry, it says your card was declined |
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 | EthierOr: What? That’s impossible, I just deposited a check for 6 million dollars! |
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 | BestBuyCSR: sorry, you proly have to talk to your bank, do you want to pay in cash |
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 | EthierOr: no, I don’t have any cash on me, I’m wearing baseball clothes |
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 | BestBuyCSR: /stares |
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 | EthierOr: ah dammit /storms out into parking lot /is mercilessly beaten by FYE fans |
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| | **Online Host** Meanwhile, in the Dominican Republic Chatroom…. |
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 | MannyTheTorpedoes: olah i wan by drugs |
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 | DominicanWoman: me disculpo, esto Best Buy |
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 | MannyTheTorpedoes: sorry say it wrong, olah i wan by NOT drugs |
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 | DominicanWoman: todavía un Best Buy |
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 | MannyTheTorpedoes: apesadumbrado mi cerebro no trabaja desde entonces huyera del país de América debido a las drogas me dejó tiene que el Príncipe Fresco de Bel-Air encajonó fijado |
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 | DominicanWoman: what |
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 | MannyTheTorpedoes: /gestures at pile of dirt |
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 | DominicanWoman: Ésa es la suciedad, no un DVD. |
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 | MannyTheTorpedoes: /hands over handful of crumpled Monopoly money |
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 | DominicanWoman: No le daré mi suciedad para el dinero del Monopolio. |
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 | MannyTheTorpedoes: thas impossibol i jus deposid 8 millon dollarce into bang of america |
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 | DominicanWoman: ninguna venta |
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 | MannyTheTorpedoes: hurmmmmmmmm ¿usted quiere jugar a espías? |
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 | DominicanWoman: kah ¿qué los espías hacen? |
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 | MannyTheTorpedoes: give manny 8 millon dollarce |
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 | DominicanWoman: ¡Salga de mi almacén! |
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 | MannyTheTorpedoes: manny being dominicanny |
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| | **Online Host** Meanwhile, in the Los Angeles Dodgers Chatroom… |
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 | DeeGordonLiddy: ay anybody else have problems cashin they checks |
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 | PandorasBrox: my check bounced!!! |
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 | YouJuanUribeAuction: oh no without monies how will i buy food for my families?? |
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 | PandorasBrox: HOW’M I SPOST TO BUY FOOD FOR MYSELF |
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| | **Online Host** Meanwhile, in the Los Angeles Area Courtroom Chatroom… |
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 | TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: and where were YOU on the night the bitch ex-wife in question was off motoryachting with the team? |
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 | HamburgerBurglar: rabble rabble rabble, rabble rabble |
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 | HamburgerBurglar: rabble |
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 | TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR |
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 | Judge: sustained |
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 | TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: you were THERE with Jamie McCourt on that yacht, and you KNOW HOW MUCH OF MY MONEY SHE WASTED ON THE ARCH DELUXE, DON’T YOU |
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 | HamburgerBurglar: rabble rabble |
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 | TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: No further questions, your honor. |
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 | HamburgerBurglar: /steps down from the stand, shares sad embrace with The Grimace |
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 | TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: I’d like to call my next witness, the green Fry Guy with the glasses |
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“YOU WAN PLAY SPIES” EN ESPANOL! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
I wish I did more Spanish in high school, then I would understand more of this. But playing spies in Spanish is AWESOME
Bonus points for the Juan Uribe name.
Ethier’s “ugh yes” in response to being asked if he remembers the theme song to a show he clearly loves encapsulates half my conversations on television.
¡El Principe Fresco de Bel Air!
YouJuanUribeAuction = genius. You Juan play spies?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks those dispensers look like giant baby bottles.
¡Salga de mi almacén!
I laughed after saying the Juan Uribe username out loud. I hope I’m not crazy :(
wow that was some truly horrible spanish, did you take the google translation and THEN misspell half the words?
@dominical daze – To my credit, I do that to most of the English, too.
As a history buff I enjoy the “DeeGordonLiddy” screenname.
you nailed the tired and sad experience of going to best buy and being worn down not by good salesmanship but bad salesmanship
Definitely the best depiction of the Best Buy experience I have ever seen. Or really any store like that.
This is one of those moments where I regret taking French in High School.
A day with a Dugout is a good day.
First time I ever read one of these.
I love that dirt is for sale at the Dominican Best Buy. HEE!!!!
Judge Alex’s picture made that last bit for me I don’t know why.
Great job as always
Yes, Juan Uribe’s username is one of the Dugout’s finest …
Reading this with my wife next to me. I read her Uribe’s screen name and she started laughing harder then I was. Brandon, you just gained Mrs Underdog as another fan tonight.
Also, am I the only one here that has read G. Gordon Liddy’s autobiography?
@UU – Tell your wife she is awesome for laughing at that (and thank you, with some sort of elaborate high five)
The screen names here were excellent and I am always a fan of a white guy on the internet attempting to use spanish with fictional characters