Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett is a Renaissance Man. In the last week and a half he's live-blogged a run-in with the police and purchased an alligator as a response to almost being bitten by one. Now, the only man to date to use wealth and social media properly is live-blogging his own response to the Casey Anthony trial, a trial America has been forced to follow in detail whether they want to or not thanks to the bumrush of television and online coverage. Seriously, it's everywhere. I opened up my copy of Great Expectations and found an illustrated chart of Casey's imaginary friends folded up and crammed inside.
So begins part two of our Darnell Dockett @Storytime series. A couple of warnings: this is reproduced from Dockett's Twitter, so beware some foul language and adult situations even if the heavier stuff is edited. Also, there is a picture of Dockett's son in some extremely small pajamas. And he's trying to go to sleep in them! But I'm getting ahead of myself.
Please enjoy a recap of (and a shared emotional response to) the Casey Anthony trial courtesy of a guy who owns an alligator and knows Kim Kardashian.
A brief intermission to establish how Darnell Dockett's point of view is one of a loving, nurturing parent, and because it is f**king hilarious.