Last night on “Late Show with David Letterman”, USA Women’s Soccer team stars Abby Wambach and Hope Solo stepped outside The Ed Sullivan Theater and took aim at the cabs on Broadway. Letterman got them to kick balls into moving cars after a the standard Letterman interview (“er uh I don’t really know anything about what you’re saying, so uh, eh heh heh got any gum” etc.) and a weird train of thought where Dave suggested losing to Japan in the World Cup was okay because Japan had been in Earthquakes.
The best part of the video is Letterman calling into question the kicking ability of the situationally-foxy Solo because she’s a goalkeeper. So of course Solo is the one with the most accurate kick. In a dress. After the stunt, Wambach stuck around to be Dave’s musical guest, delighting the audience with her hit song “All The Small Things”.
[h/t Buzzfeed]
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I’d watch Hope Solo do anything in a dress.
Could Abby Wambach butch it up a little more? Yikes.
Solo used to be a striker so yea but, WATCH WHAT YOU SAY BOUT ABBY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
If she was really Tom DeLonge her last name would be WAHHHmbach
/ FISTPUMP
// chair walks out of room
@B, please tell me the title of this post is a take on the classic line from Steve Martin’s “The Jerk.”
“He hates these cans…stay away from the cans!”
@UU – That was absolutely my intention.
Hope Solo is one of those girls that you look at her and can’t decide if she’s hot and then you decide that, yeah, she is hot and then you kinda get obsessed with her and you start wondering how hard it is to start a web-shrine and then you wonder if people even do web-shrines anymore, or was that just 1997? But a web-shrine would be cool because then it’s basically your job to scour the internet looking for and analyzing pictures of her, and you start really feeling like you know her, even though the restraining order is pretty clear on that particular issue. In other words, she is wearing the shit out of that dress.
@UU – I’m pretty sure that’s what he intended, and it was a great reference.
Are we pretending soccer matters because the US made it to finals, or because that one soccer chick that doesn’t look like a bull-dyke is kinda hot?
@B, one more reason for me to love this site.
Why is Ellen Degeneres hugging an asian tranny?