
The kids use the Twitters for a lot of things these days – stalking Kyrie Irving, showing their ding dongs to random girls, bragging to the FBI about taking part in cyber crimes… you know, kid stuff – but Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria is using it to reach out to his fellow athletes on behalf of Rays marketing. That’s mainly because I assume the Rays dropped their marketing team to pay Tropicana’s utility bills.
But after the United States Women’s National Soccer Team lost to Japan in the World Cup Finals on Sunday, Longoria Tweeted at Alex Morgan to show his support for the ladies, and to invite them to, you know, chill. And chill they might because Morgan seems to like the idea.

While it seems mostly harmless, I have to express my concern for Morgan and the rest of her teammates. Guys sometimes have hidden agendas, ladies, so just be careful when accepting invitations from guys like Longoria on Twitter. I know, you’re big girls and you can handle yourselves – and I’m sure some of the women would be more partial to a different Longoria – but I still wanted to take this chance to make all the ladies out there aware of a few warning signs…


Notice how he didn’t send that tweet to Abby Wambach.
Why is she ignoring my proposals? I ever offered to pay for the french maid outfit
that guy really likes xbox
GodDAMMIT, Longoria, “your” and “you’re” are different fucking words, you Ed Hardy-wearing douchenozzle ass hat! It’s not that hard, unless you’re painfully stupid.
See? I did it right. You can too, you fucking moron.
I am sure Morgan’s boyfriend, an enforcer for the Sounders, will love to hear about this.
@Thugly – You should read the second page.