If football ever comes back, Von Miller will be a Denver Bronco. He was taken number two overall in this April’s NFL Draft, and if this was a normal year, we might be talking about how he was named a finalist for the Hendricks Award (for top defensive end) and a semifinalist for the Butkus Award (for top collegiate linebacker). Unfortunately for us, we have a lockout and a Twitter, so we’re stuck trying to figure out exactly what the hell this guy is happy having on his … what is that, his arm? For the rest of his life.
Try to play it like “Classic Concentration”. Melon, dollar sign. Melon dollar? Million dollar? Okay, chicken, partially eaten chicken leg, and a ghost. Million dollar chicken ghost. Sh:t, I haven’t even touched the fact that it starts with Pac-Man. Okay, let’s let him tell us.
It’s not finished, doe. Hopefully he just draws in the missing bite of chicken and that’s it. I also wasn’t aware that Blinky from Pac-Man was a “hater,” although I guess that makes sense. Was the goomba from Super Mario Bros. a hater? What about Dodongo? Ah well, at least I can applaud this guy for coming up with his own Dugout screen name.
For my next tattoo, I’m going to get a cents sign, a half eaten bowl of quinoa, and one of the cars from Frogger.
[via Twitter]
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Now I’m even more bummed out the Bills didn’t get to draft him.
It is chicken and watermelon. Obvious choice.
FYI, Von Miller was not merely a semifinalist for the Butkus award. He won it.
dumbass aggy
Von Miller the Butkus Winner!!!!!
Foe real doe, he gonna wreck.
Dodongo was always more of a Disliker.
Jeez, Von. Why don’t you get a white woman tatooed on there next and go full-on stereotype?
Also: I think it’s cute that Ted refers to Miller as a “dumbass aggy” while using incorrect capitalization, grammar, and spelling (it’s “Aggie,” dipshit).
With a BS in Animal Science and DVM from A&M, I applaud Von for his tattoos. His tattoos, actually, are a sign of good management. He graduated with a degree and an interest in Poultry Science. In most years, these graduates garner high-paying jobs. You can feed chickens watermelon and they will do well. As per an interview with Von, he stated he wanted to “raise chickens”. When this occurs after his stellar NFL career, what better advertising could one ask for beyond his tattoos? He should have the start-up capital and/or partners that will make this come to pass.
Alpha tattoo
No, it’s “aggy”, you dumbfuck. The term “aggy” encapsulates all you need you know about a&m. It’s a giant cult that abhors individual thought. There are no “aggies”, just “aggy”.
Sounds like Ted’s a little bitter. Maybe because he can’t get a job with his degree from tech.
Ted, you have some serious hate issues. Did an aggy steal your girlfriend or boyfriend?