You know a meme has outstayed its welcome when Minor League Baseball teams start using it for promotion. Rebecca Black’s co-starring role in Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” video has become a professional shadow-seeing groundhog, and we’re suffering through six more weeks of her — watch in abject horror as representatives of the Round Rock Express (my local Triple-A affiliate of the Texas Rangers) do a parody of “Friday” to get you excited about fireworks.
By the way, if you’re watching the video, he’s saying “Bud fireworks”, not “butt fireworks”. It’s pretty sad when the man-sized dog in a conductor’s outfit is the least humiliated person in your video. Do I even need something to get me excited about fireworks? They’re FIREWORKS. What’s next, backflipping ninja fail Epic Fail afro wig Tuesday? If I go to the game on Sunday afternoon, will the first 2,500 fans receive a free Lemon Party team photo? Uh, actually, pretty sure I’m not going to that Sunday game.
[video via RRExpressTV]


I don’t know why they even bothered. Now that mankind has accomplished “Monkeys Riding on Dogs,” Minor League entertainment should be taken care of for the rest of time.
But yesterday was Thursday.
Its funny when an idiot sports blogger living out of his mama’s basement typing away on his computer, wishing he had a hot chick, finds it so easy to put others down
@Com ment – Are you upset that I made fun of the Lemon Party? Also, that “mama’s basement” thing has never worked for me, not because I’m a functioning adult, but because my parents are still married and we’ve never had a basement.