In what might be the greatest combination of pro wrestling, Fast and Furious movies and cheesy amusement park photos of all time, bear witness to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson posing on Splash Mountain at Disneyland. Here’s a link to the original photo, in case you didn’t want to miss the Will Ferrell guy taking a dump in the back. The pose is great by itself, but the sunglasses and the sleeveless, patriotic Team Bring It shirt really put it over the top and make it the best Splash Mountain pose since my friend Andy (pictured, bottom left) redefined the genre of fear back in 2008.
Johnson had so much fun on Splash Mountain he swore he’d never leave Disneyland, then left immediately and hasn’t been back since this picture was taken.
Rock’s Twitter account is great not only for pictures like these (including mark photos with Goofy and Minnie Mouse wanting a piece of The Great One’s strudel) but for vague, passionate declarations of nothing, like “GO AFTER IT” or #kicksomef’nasstoday. He is very concerned with bringing it, and knowing whether or not it has been brought.
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“Johnson had so much fun on Splash Mountain he swore he’d never leave Disneyland, then left immediately and hasn’t been back since this picture was taken.”
Amazing.
Stuff like this also furthers my theory that The Rock has no actual friends, he just traverses the world being The Rock and mobbed by fans and then goes home to eat a TV Dinner while watching Dick Van Dyke reruns alone.
That is incredible. Both the article and the picture.
Rock needs to change his Twitter bio to “Very concerned with bringing it, and knowing whether or not it has been brought.”
I will never not laugh at Andy’s picture. Now I’m just going to laugh harder because of this connection to The Rock.
I’m really glad he wore that shirt. Otherwise, who would’ve recognized the 6’5″ Samoan who happens to be instantly recognizable all over the world?
i think that picture may get me elected president someday