As we climb deeper into this recess that is the 2011 NFL Lockout, I worry for our future. Sure, I worry that I won't deal with the stress of setting 8 fantasy football lineups, but I also worry that I'm running out of cheerleaders. Thankfully, blessed angels like Bianca LaRussa exist to fill my time and make me wonder why the hell I never knew that St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa has a smoking hot daughter. As a Cardinals fan, I'm generally regarded as wiser and more virile than other baseball fans, so it would seemingly make sense that I would have fresh ink on a restraining order from Bianca by now. I feel so dirty, having wasted my time and effort on Alexa Flutie.
Alas, we live and learn. Bianca has fulfilled her lifelong dream of becoming an Oakland Raiderette and we couldn't be happier for her. That's why we're dedicating this third installment of the NFL's Bravest Faces to Bianca and her new sorority of Oakland cheerleaders, as well as the newest and brightest spirit from the by-God New York Jets and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, whose cheerleader tryouts appear to have been an homage to the movie The Replacements. Come on, Bucs, you have Mons Venus and 2001 within walking distance of Raymond James. I expect better from you.
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