“Macho Man” Randy Savage died today. I’m sure you’ve been hearing about it from people you’d never associate with wrestling. He meant a lot to a lot of people and was one of the best in history at what he did, even if he was one of the most bizarre and complexly flawed human beings to ever gain fame.
One of the weirdest things about is passing is Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen sharing his thoughts on Twitter. It’s not weird to go on Twitter and share your thoughts, and it isn’t really surprising that Ozzie Guillen follows pro wrestling, but honestly Ozzie Guillen saying anything is weird. So, Ozzie and I are going to cope together. Today’s Dugout follows. Dig it?
The Dugout
 | OzzieOzzieOzzie: Macho man I was big fan of you and so were my kids we a wrestling family u were awesome |
|---|---|
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: We will miss you slim jim |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: U put wrestling on the top u was good and funny and who no remenber elizabeth |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: who no remenber /does google search gorgos george |
**Online Host** | |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: whant, whoce there |
 | Voice: oooOOOooOOoohhh |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: OH NO A GOASE |
| Voice: oooOOOooOOoohhh |
| Voice: OOOOH YEAHHHHHHH |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: Macho man! |
 | SavageGarden: Ohhh yeah DIG IT! /does that finger waggle thing |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: Sorry i thout U was the Macho man but your actually just grampy, get out of my hosue grampy |
| SavageGarden: are you serious? No, I’m actually the Macho Man, I came back from the dead for a minute to thank you for wishing I wasn’t dead |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: rly? ok…. @grampy U look like sanna close |
| SavageGarden: do you really not recognize me |
 | SavageGarden: here, how about now? OHH YEAH |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: ehhhhh u say "oh yeah" like Macho man |
 | SavageGarden: how about this? You have to remember this one. Everybody remembers this one. |
| SavageGarden: Snap into a Slim Jim! The MACH O MAN RANDY SAVAGE YEAH, I’m gonna beat up my girlfriend, etc. |
| SavageGarden: nothing? seriously |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: i mosely remember U in pillow form |
 | SavageGarden: sigh |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: Macho man!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry U died, are u in heaven |
| SavageGarden: no, I’m in your basement, you boxed me up in like 1993 |
| SavageGarden: Oh, you mean actual me. Oh, haha, well, sort of |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: who no remenber miss elizabeth is she in Heaven |
| SavageGarden: She’s right here, do you want to speak with her? DIG IT et al. |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: hi Miss elizabeth my name is @ozzieguillen i was just asking Twitter about which ones of them would remenber and no remenber U |
 | MyAfterlifeAsLiz: …. /smiles demurely |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: hi |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: hELLO |
| MyAfterlifeAsLiz: …. |
| MyAfterlifeAsLiz: LEX LUGER KILLED ME PLEASE ALERT THE AUTHORITIES, I CAN’T CROSS OV |
| **Online Host** MyAfterlifeAsLiz has been locked out of the chatroom. | |
| SavageGarden: heh the Macho Man Randy Savage is sorry about that, purgatory, yeah, dig it |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: what my suppose to dig |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: who are U why my talkingk to a pillow |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: o no am i on drugs |
| SavageGarden: probably, but LISTEN UP yeah because the MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE has something to say! /adjusts sunglasses |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: o k |
| SavageGarden: You gotta use your life to… uh, Macho Man means, you gotta SNAP INTO… uh… |
| SavageGarden: I was a pro wrestler and now I’m dead. I don’t know how I got here, and I don’t have any idea what I’m doing. |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: maybe Macho man but U were really good |
| SavageGarden: you think? |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: yeah many of the real fights you had were Enjoyed by my and my wrestling family |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: is the only thing I have in common with my children beside last names and irrational stupid anger |
| SavageGarden: yeah I had some of that, too |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: life is like life of Macho man |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: remenber when U an riggy steamboast had match at Wrestlemania 3, best match ever of all times |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: who could no remenber that, U were best at your job for like 30 yrs |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: but also do you have remenbered jumping off a steel cage for double X-handle in WCW and fell an hurt yourself like a dumb f**king f*g moron |
| SavageGarden: yeah |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: life |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: but now your dead an i miss U a lot |
| OzzieOzzieOzzie: bye |
| SavageGarden: Bye, I guess. |
| SavageGarden: /wanders back into the darkness |
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I feel like a part of my childhood died today. And I don’t even follow wrestling anymore.
Absolutely love this Dugout glad to know you have a talent of making a death amusing. No sarcasm.
MyAfterLifeasLiz cracked me up.
I will always remember Macho Man’s illustrious minor league baseball and rap careers.
I’m glad you focused on the parts of Ozzie’s tweets that I most enjoyed. I don’t know ANYTHING about wrestling and hated it as a child, but I quite enjoyed this Dugout.
Do you actually follow Ozzie Guillen on twitter?
death Dugouts are pretty much the only bright side to times like these. never maudlin, usually respectful, always hilarious
The real tragedy here is that this will be the last (only?) time to use the screen name SavageGarden.
Thank you.
I was hoping you were following Ozzie on Twitter–when I saw his tweets about Macho Man, my second thought (first being “Ozzie knows who Randy Savage is?!”) was “This would so be a Dugout.”
Savage was larger than life, and even more so in death. RIP Macho Man.
Is this the last dugout before the Rapture?
@Spilly – Yes, but I’ll still be doing Dugouts afterwards about Kyle Farnsworth being attacked by a flying beast with the head of a lion and the tail of a scorpion
Yeah I’m kind of bummed out today. Thanks for a laugh. That part about Lex was depressing but funny.
Maybe the rapture already happened and only Savage got saved! OH YEAHH
Wait… Randy Savage gets a tribute, but not Harmon Killebrew?
You gave me a sads, Dugout.
@Laura – Savage only got a Dugout tribute because Ozzie Guillen started tweeting about him in real life
I honestly forgot about those pillows till now. I don’t know how, but I did. Maybe its because my parents never let me watch wrestling. =(
YES! more Dugouts more!!
Probably my favorite Dugout. Had me grinning and giggling like an idiot. myafterlifeasliz.
Nice. The news took me back to the times when I liked wrestling. I Second- or third- all the love for the death Dugouts. The Joe Nuxhall one is still probably my favorite Dugout ever.
Too lazy to read this until today. Pretty wonderful stuff at being respectful yet hilarious.