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 | pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: avril lavigne is it safe to assume that your song "keep holding on" is a love song from the dragon’s point of view |
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 | LavigneLasVegas: aeeww who the f@#% are u get the f@#% away from meh |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sorry i just thot that because it was on the soundtrack to the major motion picture "eragon" |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: typo, sorry, the major motion picture "dragon" |
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| LavigneLasVegas: f@#% /throws up middle fingers |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: avril in the song "sk8r boi" [sp] would you be able to provied information in addition to “he was a boy she was a girl” if presst, should the situation be less than obvious to the audients |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: also in said song are you a triflin bitch y/n |
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| LavigneLasVegas: f@#% u!!!!!!! |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: remember that video where you’re are homeless |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: remenber that video where your black haired an tryen to steal a teenage man from a red headed bookish hotter preppie version of you |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: in the song "complicated" have you ever considerd that your the problem |
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| LavigneLasVegas: what’re you talking about |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you say you like him the way he are when your driven in his car, right, when he’s talken to you 1-on-1 |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: but he be-comes somebody else round evryone else watchen his back like he caint relax |
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| LavigneLasVegas: right |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: round evryone else |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: seems like hes the way he is with them normly an hes just acken this way in his car with you to get you’re bony avian asshole into bed |
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| LavigneLasVegas: f@#% u!!!!!!! f@#% u!! /throws up horns, realizes she meant middle fingers, tries to play off "horns" as middle fingers |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: avril remember hte song "my happy endings" |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: it goes "youve got your dumb friends/i know what they say/they tell you i’m difficult/but so are they/but they don’t know me/do they even know you" |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you see that part where you say you’re boyfriends friends are dumb and don’t know him, and you get mad at them for not knowing you and thinking your difficult |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: do you think maybe your the problem in all of your songs |
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| LavigneLasVegas: f@#% u |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what is that, it looks like heathcliff the cat is fighten in your words |
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| LavigneLasVegas: ahm sayin’ the f-word! Ungh! /thrusts crotch |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no u arnt when you type fcuk in chat it comes out looken like f**k or sometimes f***, been that way since aol upgraded us like four years ago your fcukens got hash marks an andpersands |
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| LavigneLasVegas: oh well im not typing the actual f-word I’m typing f@#% so it LOOKS like a cuss word, because i’m PUNK, UNGH! /smokes |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: o |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey avril lavigne do you recall being marriaged to the guy from some 41 the band |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: did you marry him because he was the small less masculine version fo you |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: like if i married tyler clippard |
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| LavigneLasVegas: f**k you!!!!!! |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: gees, language |
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 | Maddon11: Hey Kyle, what’s up? Ready to not pitch tonight? |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey so uh avril lavigne |
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| Maddon11: Yeah? |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: worst f**ken replacement for many ramirez ever worse than trot nixon |
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| Maddon11: Damn, don’t say anything you can’t take back. |
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| Maddon11: She’s just throwing out the first pitch. We don’t start platooning her in the outfield until next week. |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: whore you platoonen her with, sky sweetenthem |
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| Maddon11: Sorry, don’t get the reference. |
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| pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i wish you did |
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Awwwww yeah. pr0FF3ss, F4rns. pr0FF3ss.
Pretty sure Farnsy’s been waiting, like, eight years to discuss “Complicated” with Avril.
Avril Lavigne would be a better first baseman than Casey Kotchman. Sign her up!
whatever happened to “family-friendly Florida”? Avril Lavigne is stinking up the place with her fake cursing, and LoMo is R-rated tweeting?? It’s getting to the point where I can’t even take my toddler to a coke- and meth-fueled beach party screening of “Bully” without the “earmuffs.”
Fuckin’ Florida.
I only wish Manny was still on the Rays so he could have asked Avril if she wanna play spies.
Very surprised to see a Skye Sweetnam?? reference?
My day just got so much better.
Long live Kyle.
Who better to put Avril Lavigne in her place than Farnsy?
And who better to put Tyler Clippard in his place? /crotch thrusts
What’s up with her ‘what the hell’ song anyway? The first verse is written to sound sassy but sung like she’s phoning it in. And of course the big loser in all of this is the guy from some 41, the band.
I don’t get the Sky Sweetenthem reference either, Joe :(
Re: Skye Sweetnam, be prepared to witness the worst Avril impersonator this side of Fefe Dobson: [www.youtube.com]
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what is that, it looks like heathcliff the cat is fighten in your words
Yes.
Kyle Farnsworth sure knows a lot about Avril’s music.
You make me so hot, make me wanna drop
You’re so ridiculous, I can barely stop
I can hardly breathe, you make me wanna scream
You’re so fabulous, you’re so good to me, baby baby
You’re so good to me, baby baby
Just wanted to get that off my chest.
That was great and all, but what is the music video with a red headed bookish hotter preppie version of Avril Lavigne?
@Matthew – “Girlfriend.” [www.youtube.com]
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: seems like hes the way he is with them normly an hes just acken this way in his car with you to get you’re bony avian asshole into bed
Hahahaha oh my god.
As somebody who actually owns her first three albums (shut up) and consistently laughs at Farnsworth even without much of a frame of reference, this is amazing.
Also, hottest Girlfriend Avril is the out-of-character blonde one who does the actual performance.
Awesome. In honor of the Dugout, behold me awful, awful sim dynasty baseball team.
[www.simdynasty.com]
Really good. Farnsworth’s first question was the best part.
I f*ckin hate her
i like farnsy of all people noting that her spelling is off
Someday I’ll have to answer to my grandchildren about the extent of my knowledge of Avril Lavigne songs.
avril in the song “sk8r boi” [sp]
I lol’d.
btw… you had a Dugout about the death of a former professional wrestler… why does Harmon Killebrew get no love at all? I was really looking forward to a Killer Dugout.