
Urban Meyer’s foxy volleyball daughter Nicki has lashed out at her own smart phone over talk that her famous father is headed to Columbus take over as head football coach at Ohio State. Nicki, who is pretty famous for platonically hugging Tim Tebow all the time, posted the following message on her Twitter.

That’s what I’m tlking abt. Rumors and conspiracy theories have been running rampant all month, and college football commentator and flatulence-free food advocate Beano Cook exasperated the speculation with a prediction of the move during an interview on ESPN radio on Thursday. Neon Deion Sanders, who is in that header picture for some reason, could not be reached for comment.
For more information about Nicki Meyer, you can check out her Twitter, her Georgia Tech volleyball bio, or you can just turn around and talk to Chris Hansen, who is standing like four feet behind you.


I like how she smiles while playing volleyball.
@Rick – I like how she smiles while doing everything.
She’s going to fuck Prime Time to get her dad to finally pay attention to her.
But it won’t work. She’ll have to develop a looping motion in her throw before he’ll care about her.
I wish he would go to Ohio State. That way I could hate them so.much.more.
What am I doing here? Just standing around with my hands in my pockets.
So what’s more offensive to Gator fan about Baby Girl Meyer trading bodily fluids with Deion Sanders?
A. He’s an asshole
B. He’s a Negro
C. He’s a Seminole
Ga Tech? That’s just down the road. /Stalker_MODE: ON
“college football commentator and flatulence-free food advocate Beano Cook”
killingit
It’s really nice that Urban’s daughter has volunteered to do charity work with the scum of the earth like the degenerate in that picture. I just hope she gets her rabbis shot afterwards.
@Joel – does a “rabbis shot” really keep the Jewish clergy at bay?