There’s really nothing to add here, except for the fact that Steve Nash is luckier than most of us would ever be. But check out how terrified he is up there. Did he not know what a lap dance was? I bet he did that same frantic look around when Amare’ went to the Knicks. Come on, Steve Nash. Act like you’ve been there before.
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I’d be terrified of getting a boner in front of so many people.
I think I could just rub a big plastic bowl on my junk and it would feel like a Nicki Minaj lap dance.
@B, not to mention a lot safer.
1:17 for the win