Awesome news out of Georgia today, where ESSSS EEEEE SEEEE SPEEEEED rules supreme. Three recruits (including a minor) visited the Athens campus at the University of Georgia, and they liked the place so much, they decided to take a little bit of it home with them.

Georgia had an open house even on April 7th, in which the football complex was open to visitors. That day, iPods and iPhones disappeared from the lockers of seven players, valued at $1,330.

–PetcheskySpin.

Wow, they really don’t mess around in the SEC. A Big Ten recruit would have at least waited until he was enrolled in classes before punching out his history professor. Who’s history now, mothafokka? That’s how that would have gone down, and yes, the player in question would look a lot like Fozzie Bear.