When other people do power rankings, they’re pointless and stupid. When we do Power Rankings, they kick all kinds of ass.
1. Kronum. This game is part football, part soccer, part rugby and just generally insane. Watch this explanation of how it’s played now, because nobody will be playing it in three years. Via Deuce Of Davenport.
2. Bacon. We’re being gouged by the pork companies! Thanks, Weed Against Speed.
3. TCU’s Rose Bowl Championship Rings. They almost makes up for their ugly new jerseys. Almost.
4. The Genealogical Awareness Of Nick O’Leary. Imagine your grandfather being Jack Nicklaus and you not even knowing it before he took you to Augusta National as his caddy for the Par 3 tournament. Of course Nick is going to play football at Florida State.
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I do not support the ranking of bacon.
One of these states, like Wyoming or another state that really doesn’t have anything else going for it, should troll the country and introduce some ridiculous speed limit like 200. I’d applaud that bit of frivolous lawmaking, I tell ya.
/not a fan of speed limits, actually
//dick joke
///shows self out
That Kronum is basically Gaelic Football.
@AW, I like to think of it as International Rules 2.0.
I played Kronum… a try out actually. The guy who invented the sport pays people to play (100 a game, at least it was a few years ago), I guess his goal is it to be a major sport. A bit confusing at first, its pretty fun. And nothing like Gaelic Football.
Kronum? As in crushed scrotum? No thanks.