
I don’t know when this Peoria Chiefs minor league baseball game took place and I don’t care. Coulda been yesterday, coulda been last year. Coulda been when ma and pa Burns just had themselves a twinkle in their eyes. But I’ll be damned if Tim “Wild Thang” Lepard taking the time to share his dreams with a minor league pallpark crowd ain’t reason enough to revisit a legend and his Team Ghost Riders.
And Tim’s dream?
“In 1962, a little boy was born and his dream and his goal… was to own a monkey.”
You tell ‘em about dreams, Tim. By God, you tell ‘em about dreams.
(Via The Daily What)


This is upsetting to me as an ethical vegan, but pleasing to me as a fan of shitty baseball promotions.