College basketball is over, and while last night’s national title game was uglier than Hideki Matsui at 5 am, this was inarguably one of the more exciting tournaments in recent memory. And CBS capped off the festivities with Luther Vandross’s “One Shining Moment” yet again. You’ll remember that the network used Jennifer Hudson for last year’s montage, but then someone forgot to tell the Academy Award Winner that the performance wasn’t about her, but the NCAA tournament and the 60-some groups of young people playing in the games, and their respective shining moments. I could have done without Nantz’s “top dog” quip. The Masters haven’t even started yet and I’m already sick of that guy.


I love Jim Nantz. Can’t help it. Not sorry.
I love his stupid puns, I love his boring Masters voice, I love his “Hello Friends”, I love his whole vanilla mayonnaise on white bread schtick.
And I don’t know why. Please pray for me.
One Shining Moment is one shitty song.
Jim Nantz should get kicked in the nuts 100 times for saying Top Dog and the Butler did it. That’s just lazy.