In case you haven’t been privy to the last two weeks of hype, With Leather’s free fantasy baseball contest with a gracious $300 cash pool from the folks at DraftStreet.com happens tonight. If you haven’t signed up and drafted your team by now, come on, man, there are only so many sexual baseball pictures I can use to entice you until I’m posting Jeter-A-Rod candids and sexy Halloween costumes. I know “Sexy Chone Figgins” from 3Wishes.com isn’t going to work.
I know you’ve already read this paragraph, but it’s free, you can win money, and you get to laugh at my terrible ass for exclusively drafting Cleveland Indians all the people I liked in 2006 regardless of their recent performance. Come on, Ryan Garko, you can do it! I’m pretty sure the Samsung Lions of the Korean Baseball Organization are included in this contest!
Here’s how you play: Fill your roster (C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, 3 OF, 2 U, 2 SP, RP, P) while staying within the budget of $100k. Player salaries are set by DraftStreet based on fantasy production. So, if you want to put Roy Halladay on the mound it might cost you $16k, which means you’ll have to find some bargains to fill out the rest of your squad.
Note: Ryan Garko cost me $14.



Note: in case anybody asks, the lady in the picture is Chase Utley.
Oh THAT’s why he always got picked so early in fantasy drafts
gross! blue veins! BOOOOOOOOOO
I’m not 100% certain how this thing works, but I signed up. Love live dissections of John Morrison forearms!
The easiest explanation is that it’s a one night fantasy game with a salary cap. And God, don’t mention John Morrison forearms, the only thing I hate more than those are Trish Stratus chops. Is it weird that Snooki was my favorite person on that Wrestlemania team? And I don’t like Snooki at all.
I initially attempted to draft a team based on my favorite characters from The Dugout (short-time reader, first-time suck-up), but Thome was questionable with a strained oblique and while I was trying to find Elijah Dukes he shoved me down a flight of steps and stole my laptop.
sixth place FFFFFFUUUUUUU—