The Cleveland Browns might be the only NFL team rooting for no football in 2011. Not only is Cleveland Browns football harmful to children and impairing to your ability to operate heavy machinery, theirs is an organization bereft of the commodity we refer to as “playmakers,” guys that can make 10 yards out of a 5-yard pass, beat double-team blocks and defy the limitations of mere mortals. Au contraire, says newly-anointed head coach Pat Schurmur.
“I think Ben Watson is a playmaker. I do think we have guys who can make plays,” Shurmur said via the Canton Repository.
To clarify, Ben Watson is not a playmaker. Ben Watson is, however, the best player on a very bad team.
I seriously would want to see the Cleveland Browns play a season in the CFL, just to see how a crappy NFL team would play against established Canadian teams with inferior talent, but with more familiarity with CFL rules. How would the Browns do? Would they break .500? Twould depend on the number of plays made from Mr. Watson. Which is to say, they’d be totally screwed.
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he isnt the best player on the team and also what was the point of doing a whole entry on this?
Hard for me to argue with most of this, but Watson was a top 5 tight end last year. I don’t really understand the point to this, other than a taking a random potshot (Maybe that was the only point).
Slow day, or what?
Umm excuse me? Peyton Hillis is the best player on the Browns by far…
Josh Cribbs wants a word with all of you…and that word is “HELP”.
The Browns’ practice squad would fucking DESTROY any CFL team. It wouldn’t even be close.
Sure, put the Browns in the Canadian League. The Saskatchewan Roughriders and Montreal Allouettes need the extra wins.
Punte are you a fucking moron? The Browns lost in overtime to the JETS, destroyed New England and New Orleans and you are wondering about them in the CFL? Also, don’t you live in D.C.? At least the Browns don’t shit the bed every offseason on “talent” like Haynesworth.