For the third straight year, President of These United States Barack Obama has filled out an NCAA tournament bracket, picking number one seeds Duke, Kansas, Ohio State and Pittsburgh to make the men’s Final Four. Continuing the trend he’s set as the leader of the free world, Obama gave all the breaks to the top 1% of teams and only confirmed his bracket after running it by every single Republican who exists in federal government.
Obama predicts Baylor, UConn, Stanford and Tennessee will advance in the women’s tournament, despite repeated campaign promises to pick Kansas State. Check it out, guys, I’m writing about politics on the Internet!
The president’s men’s bracket, including his choice for national champion, will be revealed on the noon (ET) “SportsCenter” on Wednesday. His selections for the women’s bracket will be unveiled Friday on the 9 a.m. (ET) “SportsCenter.” His opinion of the A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots series will be revealed Monday on the 2:45 a.m. (ET) “SportsCenter.” It is “this is funny, bring back the dugout.”
[ESPN]
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oh, the middle east is burning and japan is about to go up in in nuclear smoke?
I think i’ll pick the jayhawks!
I just hope it didn’t interfere with his tee time.
If I was indulging myself in my one non-political hobby that every president is allowed to have in order to endear himself to the American people, it sure as shit wouldn’t be something as boring as college basketball, tourney or no.
Picking all four number ones? Lame.
@UU – I don’t think he caddies anymore.
/THASS RAYCESS!
Awesome. I can’t wait for all the right-wing blogs, who didn’t care that George W. Bush literally spent third of his presidency away from the White House on vacation, howl with agony that Obama took nine minutes to fill out a fucking bracket.
i am sure the millions of unemployed are thankful that the president can lead them through the ncaa mens basketball tournament in their time of need.
And I am sure that all of you who are complaining that Obama took nine minutes out of his day to fill out a fucking bracket were upset that George W. Bush literally spent a third of his presidency away from the White House on vacation.
Id try to say something witty here, but fuck it. Obama sucks.
I heard Obama ate dinner and slept in a bed last night. Doesn’t he care about the millions of unemployed? Won’t he think of the children?
this is funny, bring back the dugout.
BARACK OBAMA
@Fur Coat Rhonda – BARACK OBAMA
Otto, can we not all agree that…
Bush on vacation > Bush at work
?
Obama should just ignore the bracket so that Republicans can go back to complaining about him being elitist and out of touch with average Americans.
yes. obama’s present day, undivided idiocy is obviously a problem of george bush’s past presidency.
straw men unite!
this is funny, bring back the dugout
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this is funny, bring back the dugout only make it about barack obama
this is funny, bring back the dugout and make it a buddy comedy with barack obama and john mcain