Well, it’s pretty obvious now that the last post about a huge, bubbling UFC conspiracy was a piece of satire, but in my defense, it didn’t read like satire and I’m still in a ribs coma from lunch. Needless to say, I’ve wasted your time and I apologize. Here’s a funny bungee jumping prank to make up for such an egregious error. Oh, and to the tipster who will remain anonymous, I offer a hearty *fart noise*.