Brandon Stroud was one of the casualties of the FanHouse dismantling, but he also has published work in The Village Voice, on Deadspin, and oh by the way he also co-created “The Dugout.” You might have seen some of his work on Warming Glow, also. Starting tomorrow, he’ll be contributing here, and we’re pretty excited about it.
Not only will Brandon bring some of his cutting-edge brand of “teh lolz” to the site, but now we’ll finally get a chance to implement my new spring training rookie hazing program. Come on, Brandon. Let’s see if you can do that magic sit-up for us.
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What about The Dugout? WIll that be moving from FanHouse to WL, too?
Dude, I loved Progressive Boink.
Glad to be here, guys. It will be the best two months of my life, before Arianna Huffington buys Uproxx and changes it into a Kardashian perfume blog.
DUGOUT PLEASE
WE WANT THE DUGOUT! WE WANT THE DUGOUT!
You’ve got to bring the Dugout here. Package deal.
We want the funk! Give us the funk!
(By “funk” I mean “Dugout”)
You’re gonna do the Dugout here now, right? Awesome!
Dugout. Let’s get sticky.
HEY EVERYONE THIS IS JI
JIM THOME
Bring back the Dugout dammit.
Congrats, B!
WE WANT THE DUGOUT! GIVE US THE DUGOUT! DUG-OUT! DUG-OUT! DUG-OUT!
OL’ JIM JAM WANTS THE DUGOUT HERE
FORSOOTH! THE LONG NIGHT OF THE SCORPIONS HAS COME AND THE DAVID GLASS RULES OVER US ALL. ONLY BY THE DUGOUT RETURNING! TO THE MORTAL WORLD WILL THE TIDES BE TURNED BACK!
I’m going to have a lot less shit to post on facebook if you don’t bring back the Dugout.
More Dugout pls! MLB Chatroom needed STAT.
Make Dugout go please.
Please continue the Dugout! The world needs more Ladycop.
I want dugout back plz :-(. Baseball will never be the same without it.
more dugouts plzzzz
Moar Dugout Now!
Just want to pop in and add my voice to those requesting that the Dugout be allowed to exist here.
Or, I mean, uh…
THANK YOU FALETTINME BE MICE BRING BACK THE DUGOUT!
I’m not one hundred percent sure that I have referenced the correct funk song.
My life is incomplete without The Dugout.
The Dugout is an essential part of the baseball season, and of a good breakfast.
u wan play spies
I can haz moar Dugout nao?
sure, what do speis do
I’d never heard of you guys before but I’ll check every day if you guys pick up the dugout
DUGOUT!
/expound
more rerish!
strds
/opens Backyardigans lunchbox to reveal Backyardigans thermos, 30 syringes
Bring back the dugout! The world needs Professor F4RNSWORTH!
I only pay attention to baseball through the lens of the Dugout. Hope to see it back soon!
If you do not bring back the dugout then you are “LOOPIER THAN A BOWL OF HEARTY FRUITED GRAINS” – WordUpThome
Pr0fess0r F4rnsw0rth: Put the Reliant K in the dugoutz now or I’ll speer you like G0ldberg!
The Dugout will transform you from a slack-jawed faggot to a Goddamned sexual Tyrannosaur.
I was going to demand more Dugouts, but my arms fell off.
It would be quite HEART-ENWARMENING if the Dugout came back!
Please give “The Dugout” a new home. :)
Batebaw gaem! Please bring back The Dugout!!
The Dugout cannot retire before Jim Thome or Kyle Farnsworth. Please bring it back!
bring back “the dug-on!”
Having a new home for the dugout would be nicer than a new pair of XXL footy jams from the pajama barn
Welcome Brandon and let me add to the chorus here for wanting to see The Dugout added to WL.
JetersNeverProsper!
My dad will drone on and on about the Dugout. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread — sliced bread having been invented the previous winter.
Mark Prior just fell down a well and the only thing that can get him out is The Dugout. Granted, if we get him out he’ll likely find himself landing headfirst in a woodshipper somehow, with the pieces landing in a vat of acid, but I still say we shouldn’t it.
Please bring back The Dugout. The Internet needs it!
I would like to propose marriage to any woman here who enjoys the Dugout.
BRANDON STROUD IN THE HOUSE, WOOT WOOT
LONG TIME FAN
RICKYHENNERSON SAY “DUGOUT IS THE BEST THING RICKYHENNERSON EVER DID! I AM THE BEST!” RICKYHENNERSON SAY “IN THE END THE BULLET WILL DO ITS WORK AND LEAVE THE TROUBLED SKULL BEHIND, DRAGGING ITS COMET’S TAIL OF MEMORY AND HOPE AND LOVE….LEAVING ONLY RICKYHENNERSON’S DUGOUT!”
PECOTA says that WE NEED!!!! TO HAVE MORE!!! DUGOUTS!!!!
dugout now, please. please? PETE AND REPEAT ARE ON A BOAT. PETE FALLS OUT AND DROWNS. WHO’S LEFT?
MORE DUGOUT PLEASE