Thank “Upstate Underdog” for reminding me of this video of Gus Johnson “narrating” a bulldog humping a teddy bear. It might be my favorite thing ever. I encourage all of you to visit the bulldog, named Skillet, and his original work here, and the Gus Johnson soundboard here.

We’ll recap some of the games later today, but this is pretty much it for now. I’ve got to cut a Bill Walton video (yeah, I met Bill Walton yesterday; it was rad) and, you know, get stupid drunk. I hope you all enjoy the day and the basketball, especially since our two favorite drinking holidays fall on the same day this year. I have mixed feelings about that.

Thanks for reading. Much more to come.