
You may have already seen this little nugget of women’s basketball trick shottery on ESPN’s Top Plays or in an email your feminist older sister sent you, but I didn’t see it until this morning because I save my chicks hoops for Thursdays when my pride is already mostly defeated.
On Monday night, the Concordia Cavaliers were tied with the College of Idaho Breastfeeders Coyotes 61-61 with .7 seconds left on the clock. Faced with the possibility of overtime, Cascade Collegiate Conference first-teamer Danielle Clauson knew she would need a miracle shot to win, otherwise she’d never be home in time to watch The Bachelor.
Noticing that her opponent’s back was facing her – I like where this is going – Danielle inbounded to herself off the defender’s back and hit a monster tomahawk windmill 360 layup for the win. As you can see in the video after the jump, the crowd just goes insane. Especially all the guys who were there and subsequently lost their man cards when leaving the arena.


Concordia Cavaliers -3 Cleveland Cavaliers; O/U 131.
That is a college game? My high school gym was bigger than that.
BTW, Tennis Dog totally snuck in.
What the FUCK is she doing out of the kitchen?!
Now that was some fundamentally sound trickeration.
Tennis dog is a lesbo?
Both of the fans in attendance went apeshit bananas, didn’t they?
I know I shouldn’t care BUT, there is no effin’ way that you can bounce a ball off someone’s back, catch it and shoot it in .7 seconds.
The timekeeper is probably a girl.
Tennis Dog needs a new name. How about Steffi Garf?
Check out the guy with the baby going by during the celebration. If you slow down the tape, you can read his lips:
“Gotta go or else I’m going to end up in some bullshit women’s basketball highlight video.”
That’s for the FAN to decide!
So how exactly is this gonna help her learn to make my sammich better? WINNING!
Correction: Unless your daughter is on one of teams, I believe you have to turn in your man card upon ENTERING a gym hosting a girls college hoop game.