
Miami Dolphins quarterback Chad Pennington blew out his ACL playing basketball, which is awesome since he now doesn’t have insurance and, come fall, probably won’t even have a jobby job.
Pennington tore the anterior cruciate ligament while playing basketball, according to Creative Artists, his representation agency. CAA’s release did not say which knee he hurt.
The 34-year-old Pennington will have surgery performed on April 7 by noted orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews.
Enjoy rehab, sucker. Tell Charlie Sheen we said…oh, wait. Wrong kind of rehab.


That’s Burnsy in the clown outfit, right? It has to be Burnsy.
I just checked and those guys are pretending to be Jets fans these days.
Please, I learned a long time ago to never attend Dolphins home games. Douche is contagious.
Dan Marino’s retirement was the moment I stopped really caring about football.
Oh, I get it… 305 is the area code for Miami…
Seeing Pennington’s arm strength, is he even able to get a jumper to the hoop?
Hey, bro… that’s above your waist
I remember these dolphin fools at the preseason game last year. They were so drunk and everyone kept giving them so much shit. But they were good sports. It was right before a huge rainstorm that totally F’d the night up. GO JAGUARS!