
There’s a new ad for “Top Spin 4″ out on Kotaku now, and the 2K Sports tennis sim has taken a new angle toward marketing: sex. And after the jump you can see Serena Williams, sans trou, and some white chick, as you can see picture above. Hey hon, you make a better door than a…actually, I’m good. Never mind.
So someone had the bright idea that Serena without pants would actually want to make me buy a tennis video game? Are Luigi and Yoshi playable characters? No? Then keep walking. And tell Serena to put here drawers back on.
The 60-second spot already has 2K execs backpedalling, claiming that it wasn’t “part of the final marketing campaign.” Uh huh. I’d buy “Top Spin” AND “MLB 2K11″ just to win the million dollars to pay Serena as ransom toward her own body. Don’t get me wrong, I’m equal opportunity, but I can only take so much junk in my trunk.
Video’s after the jump…if you dare.


My favorite part was the Bruce Willis voiceover at the end.
I’m going to start calling myself “America’s Sexiest Sports Blogger.”
And hope Ufford doesn’t sue me.
it’s not that I want to have sex from behind with Serena Williams… it’s that I’d like to paint my average sized, white wiener up as a fishing boat, then paint Serena’s ass so that it looks like the opening of a mouth on a Killer Whale and film an artistic movie around the destruction of a fishing boat by a killer whale, because I think it would be amusing.
You can barely see Serena’s dick in that commercial.
/oh, like YOU never pick low-hanging fruit.