Cameron Diaz was on Kimmel, and instead of boring everyone with talk of her new movie she decided to talk about porn. Cameron Diaz, apparently, loves porn, which sounds better than having sex with A-Rod who, remember, was busted for so-called PEDs in 2005. His balls are probably the size of Skittles right now. Yeah, hotel room porn sounds a lot better than actual sex with that guy.
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If she loves porn so much she should make one of her own.
Cameron Diaz is attractive in a classic sense. Like the Pyramids or a ship that sunk in the 14th century.
Burnsy – if you cut her head off, she’s not THAT bad.
Plus you can defeat the Kraken, so it’s a value chop.
+1 Burnsy
Poor man’s Ellen Barkin
Did she stop eating carbs after The Mask ? Criminy, she’s built like a skateboard w/ nipples.