We haven’t seen TV’s Tila Tequila since she was running for her life at a Gathering Of The Juggalos concert (pictured below). She’s rebounding in a big way, appearing the latest installment of “Between Two Ferns,” that one spoof show with that one guy from The Hangover. Watch as she and Zach double-team Jennifer Aniston, who I guess has a movie coming out or something.
Tequila was involved in a domestic dispute with Chargers defender Shawne Merriman (now with the Bills), who apparently restrained her after she allegedly tried to drive home from his place while intoxicated. Merriman actually spent two hours in jail over the incident, but that’s not as bad as having to play for the Bills.
“Tell Jennifer about yourself.” Oh, man. I don’t know how many people other than Zach Galifianakis can roll out the same shtick over and over and still make it unpredictably funny. And of course Aniston ruined it with a long ending. I should have come to expect that from a woman whose claim to fame was a layered haircut.


She has a sex tape coming out with two other chicks. May wanna check that one out.
“Watch as she and Zach double-team Jennifer Aniston, who I guess has a movie coming out or something.”
Not the double teaming I was hoping for.
Aniston thought it was nice they got the pedicure girl involved in the fun.
It’s always fun when someone takes Aniston’s career seriously and captures it on film.
I’d drop the nuke on either Florida or Ohio. Really doesn’t matter which.