Look friends, I’m not Peter King. I can’t tell you in September which teams are going to play in the Super Bowl, and I can’t tell you that Roger Goodell said something and then try to take it back when I realize that I pissed everyone off. What I can tell you is that Julian Assange and Wikileaks are up to no good again, as three – count them, 3! – Super Bowl commercials have been leaked early. And while this may seem like no big deal, it has never happened before and therefore deserves our attention. Wait a sec, I’m being told this happens every year. Damn you, Assange.
After the jump, we’ve got the leaked commercials for Volkswagen, GM and Career Builder…
Volkswagen
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Man, costumes have gotten much better since I was a kid. But you think that black gloves would be the easiest thing for the kid to obtain…helmet, betamax on the chest, codpiece were readily available.
All in all, the commercial would have been better had someone lopped off the kids arm at the wrist. Have to stay true to script.
The Transformers ad was well done, but I was surprised it was an anti-abortion ad.
Monkeys? Again with the monkeys? Sigh…
I still maintain that the retards in a garage ad set the bar way too high.