Adult actress Diamond Foxxx is a true Pittsburgh Steelers fan, and in the spirit of the Super Bowl XLV season, she’s offering other Steelers fans the opportunity to celebrate with her if their team wins the Lombardi Trophy. However, while most Pittsburgh fans will be celebrating with beer, beer, and a lot more beer, Foxxx will be celebrating with more fellatio than she can handle. Haha, just kidding, she can handle it.

Foxxx has extended an open invite to her Twitter followers to come celebrate with her by getting a free mouth hug if the Steelers win their 7th championship. But not so fast, dudes who would travel to stand in line to receive oral sex with a bunch of other dudes. There are a few rules that you must follow. I know, I know, nobody likes their skanks to be picky.

Open wide and say, “Oh man, that’s gross” AVN… (NSFW for an image of a natural beauty with average-sized breasts)

While the details of the event are still being ironed out, Diamond has said she will, in fact, perform oral sex on any fan who shows up, so long as they meet the list of requirements. Those requirements will include legal identification, a clean STD test from an AIM Healthcare (Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation) draw station or Talent Testing Service, and the understanding that the event will be recorded for broadcast. Diamond reserves the right to refuse service to anyone.

“I’m a huge Steelers fan and if they win—which they will—I wanted to do something super special,” Diamond said. “What could be more special than making a long line of horny men feel the pleasure that I’ll feel watching the Steelers win? This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and I couldn’t be more excited.”

Whoa, whoa, whoa – all these rules. Can’t a fella just get in and out for a filmed BJ so he can go back to work for a month before one of the dads from his kid’s tee ball team discovers it and uses it to blackmail him into sleeping with his wife? At least that’s what happened to me after I took up Bree Olson’s “Pretend to be My Daddy” challenge last summer.

While Miss Foxxx (real name Diamond Foxx) doesn’t state what she’ll do if the Steelers lose, there’s a good chance it involves a lot of oral sex.