
In the wake of flubbing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, Christina Aguilera has received a great deal of both criticism and sympathy. The Twitterverse was abuzz as the former Mousketeer skipped over a line in the Star-Spangled Banner, with Tweets like the above selection from “Weird” Al Yankovic gaining a great deal of attention. Even 9-year old Gina Marie Incandela, who delivers an incredible performance of the anthem during Orlando Magic playoff games, chimed in on the situation:
”I’m feeling bad for her because people are calling her a little bit of bad names. … Everyone makes mistakes. … She accidentally made just one little mistake.”
But Gina said she has sung the National Anthem more than 100 times and never flubbed the words. When I asked her if she would do a better job as a Super Bowl anthem singer than Aguilera, she replied, “I think so.” (Via Orlando Sentinel)
Uh oh, do I smell a cat fight?
Additionally, the folks at Guyism posted a clip from a local news broadcast in Phoenix, where a reporter asked some Average Joes their opinions on Christina’s mental lapse. Video after the jump (worth watching just for a “brain fart”)…
And the debate marches on, and as I noticed in a brief-yet-incredibly-scientific Facebook status survey last night, it’s generally men vs. women. Men are making fun of the one-time pop diva – who is a multi-platinum recording artist, mind you – while women are defending her because she got divorced in October, showed up to Jeremy Renner’s birthday party wasted and passed out in his bed and is now reportedly refusing help from her friends.
Here’s the thing: If her life is this much of a poop tornado, then why didn’t her people pull her from the Super Bowl? I can’t name a single performance venue that is bigger to any recording artist’s career than the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. So why risk the chance of blowing it like she did? Lock the broad in the airport bathroom and tell them to fly someone else in. People are saying, “It happens…” Not at the Super Bowl, it doesn’t.
And as far as the “she has a drinking problem” argument, Whitney Houston was smoking crack – *allegedly* – and she still gave us the greatest Star-Spangled Banner performance in Super Bowl history. Christina has no excuse and therefore will bear the shame burden.


For the amount of money she got paid for singing a 90 second song she should have gotten it right. That being said, she looked hot as hell in that dress, black tights, and heels so she gets a pass from me.
Funny thing is my buddy placed a wager on BetUs for the Over (1:57) and it came in a 1:54. We didn’t notice at all during it, but yeah he’s pretty outraged…and we were all delighted for him making such a douche prop bet and yelling at the t.v. the whole time to ‘belt it out, sister!’. That is the real comedy in all of this.
There is absolutely nothing to think about here. “Pop Singing Sensation” shit the bed with her performance. No one should feel sorry for her.
Let’s say I hire “Plumbing and Sewage Sensation” Joe Blow to fix my toilet, only I come home and the toilet isn’t fixed. Do I feel sorry for Joe the plumber? Maybe he is going through a divorce and it has been difficult for him to fix toilets? I mean, mistakes happen, right?
WRONG! I get on the phone and tell that fucker Joe that I paid his sorry ass “X” dollars and I want a working damn toilet! He is a plumber, FIX THE TOILET!
Same deal, she is a singer, sing the damn song! You fucked it up? Well, life sucks, huh, you failtard bitch? You failed in less than two minutes in front of basically everyone in America. HA!
Dormammu wins the internet.
“Jeremy Renner’s birthday party wasted and passed out in his bed”
Did she leave a face print on the pillow?
If she was going to screw up, she could have at least had a wardrobe malfunction.