I wish I was half as good at anything as Terrell Owens thinks he is at life. The wideout failed to amass 1,000 yards receiving for the second consecutive season, but the 37-year-old has never been one to let facts get in the way of a good boasting, whether it’s regarding football or his plans for when his playing days are over.
“I’ll be in Hollywood on the big screen,” he told FOX411′s Pop Tarts at the Grey Goose Lounge Super Bowl soiree in Dallas, TX last weekend. “I did a comedy this past summer called ‘Dysfunctional Friends’ (co-starring Stacey Dash and Stacy Keibler) with a great cast, hopefully that’s a stepping stone for more work.”[..]
But before leaving the NFL for the bright lights of Hollywood, Owens has one important goal. In true T.O style, he wants to switch teams (again) to one that “will actually win the Super Bowl.”
Terrell Owens will never play on a Super Bowl team, because you are a pompous ass that has yet to realize that the game has passed you by, and any decent organization with a shot at postseason glory will pass on you because you’re locker room cancer. And yet you come out of Buffalo and Cincinnati — unquestionably the two most poorly-run organizations in the NFL — thinking that you smell sweeter than a rose. I wish you’d think about some less egotistical career options, Terrell. Like “Foreign news correspondent in Egypt,” perhaps.
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I’ve read “FOX411′s Pop Tarts at the Grey Goose Lounge Super Bowl soiree” four times and only barely understand what it means.
“Buffalo and Cincinnati — unquestionably the two most poorly-run organizations in the NFL”
Even more poorly run that Oakland?
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Not to split hairs Punte, but he actually had a pretty good season considering:
a) He got hurt and missed the last 2 games of the year, pretty reasonable to expect him to hit 1000 yards if he stays healthy.
II) Interception machine Palmer underthrew him all year.
q) The only time he complained about the offense, he was right.
Also, (sorry if I’m piling on) you can’t really say that T.O. will never play for a Super Bowl team, because he already has. Although the whole ‘actually able to win a SB’ thing is a load of shit. 96-98 Niners, 2001 Niners, 2004 Eagles (which sort of goes without saying), and 2007 Cowboys were all in the upper echelon of teams at the time and could have gone all the way. Shit happens.
I enjoyed T.O.’s mellowing last season. I think the general malaise of southern Ohio and daytime spooning of eighty-five have been good for him.
\I picked him up off waivers midseason. He had a couple decent games then I packaged him with Flacco for Forte who lit up the end of the year in my flex spot. You stay golden Terrel Owens.
Stacey Dash and Stacy Keibler? That’s considered a “great cast”? Maybe if its a porno
Is it time for T.O. to retire yet? He might possibly be the most annoying player in NFL history.
T.O. did get pretty close to 1,000 yards and would definitely have gone over had he not gotten injured. With that said, this dude is locker room cancer.