Joe Montana’s son, Nate Montana, decided to transfer from Notre Dame and go to the University of Montana to play some good ol’ Montana-Montana football. Montana’s Montana’s going to Montana. Montana. You know when you say a word enough, you start to analyze it and realize how funny it looks? It’s not happening yet, but it will after reading the rest of this post.
University of Montana athletic director Jim O’Day confirmed to the Missoulian Monday night that Nate Montana, son of NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Montana, has enrolled at the University of Montana.
“He’s enrolled as a student, and he started classes today,” O’Day said. “Then I would assume he’s a walk-on, because we have no (scholarship) aid as of this semester.”-Billings Gazette.
I wonder what the university’s pitch consisted of. “Hey Nate, it’s basically meant to be, bro. It was predestined to happen, so you might as well embrace it. Besides, you can pull in basically any girl here if you convince them you own the damn place. Yeah, they’ll be drunk enough.”
So, on the front of Nate’s new uniform, it will say “Montana,” and on the back of the uniform, it will ALSO say “Montana”? Whoa.
No word on what will happen to Hannah, Nate’s sister, and whether or not she will leave the University of Skank-Ass-Hoes to join her brother. They’ve got a great business program.
In all seriousness, Montana sucks. What’s up there besides crappy land and bears that want to eat you? The only place more seemingly desolate and depressing than you is Wyoming. That’s the most exciting thing between you two states: which one sucks less. You make me grateful I live in New Hampshire.
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Joe Montana really blew it by not naming his son Antonio aka Tony.
First time this has happened since tOSU quarterback Johnny Utah transferred to Utah after knee surgery.
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Where in the Granite State are you from?
@FNH: I go to UNH right now, so that area.
Montana actually has one of the top tier I-AA (now FCS, the division with a real playoff system)programs in the country. They were also desperate for a QB, as they graduated their starter and his back up this year. Nate will almost certainly start (a la Craig Ochs a half decade back) next year. And HELL no the rich little bastard doesn’t need a scholarship.
(Montana also has great fishing, better (and cheaper) skiing than Colorado, decent looking (and always horny) farmgirls, and fewer highway patrolmen per mile of highway than any other state in the country)
While I am also surprised that this kid wants to enroll at Montana, the sales pitch – if you know anything about Montana – is easy. Missoula is a great college town in a beautiful mountain setting that actually has a phenomenal number of hot college hippie girls. The football program has a surprising number of current NFL players and has been ranked in the top of the I-AA for almost 20 years.
You say Montana sucks. No, sir. Montana, as we like to say, is the last best place.
/Actually, a Montana State Univ. fan.
The fact that you’re all so polite in your disagreements makes me panicky and anxious to find a new state to hate. Quick! Think of one!
Got it! Alabama. OH SHIT IT’S SEC REBAL’S MUSIC
Don’t be shitting on Wyoming neither. Sure the east half of the state blows sheeps and cows, but the area I call home is an outdoorsman’s wet dream.
@Liquor:
In regards to said farmgirls, do you use decent looking relative to the bears out there or just in general? Ahh hell, who am I kidding either answer is acceptable. I’m moving to Montana.
As a native Montanan I can tell you there are only 3 things to do there, drink, fight and fuck. I’m married and out of whiskey. I guess I’m heading to New Hampshire. What the fuck is in New Hampshire anyway? It smells of unemployment and desperation. It’s like Indiana that way, only without the corn.
Seriousness aside, Lil Joe’s Montana is going to be hitting some decent hippie trim and smoking some of the stickiest of the icky found in the lower 48.
Pros of New Hampshire: No sales tax, you don’t have to wear your seat belt, and you can use any excuse to scream “LIVE FREE OR DIE WOOOOOOOO”
….That’s basically it.
Other pros: No income tax, not being Maine or Vermont
whoever wrote that article about montana sucking is the dumbest shit brain ever given a typwriter. what a @@@@@^^&& moron. montana is a beautiful place. tough following dad.. wasn’t going to play @ ND. at least he can play not like the asshole who bagged him in the article. some gayboy