Michelle Beadle is everything you could ask for in a woman: perky, fun, sports-loving, and she never wants to spend the night. Beadle did it again earlier this week with “SportsNation” and their tribute to classic Super Bowl commercials, but the clip that caught my interest was Michelle’s take of drinking an entire bottle of soda in one gulp. Beads, do you do parties?
Watch her gulp it down after the jump. Now obviously, I have no idea how much soda fits in a glass bottle. Is it 12 ounces? Sixteen? Either way, just look at her go. The only way I could drink soda that fast would be if it had rum in it. Via Outside The Boxscore.
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“The only way I could drink soda that fast would be if it had rum in it.”
Up your butt Jobu.
I’d hit it.
But semen isn’t like that.
A woman who likes sports is good only in theory.
She seems fun. Meanwhile, Cowherd sipped daintily on his lemongrass tea, and threw it on a PA because it wasn’t EXACTLY 107.6 degrees.
Screen door – hurricane.
The video… makes me hate Cowherd even more, and I didn’t think it was possible.
Michelle has enough for her own show, especially if she keeps the shoulder pads.