he will use the funds for a fifth
here’s something shorter: “Fuck it. Let’s get shittay.”
My own personal irony would be if I bought the damn jacket and found out it was the one I donated to goodwill after I left the Army. Then I would have bought it twice. Of course I think the buyer should cryogenically preserve the jacket and the sign, so when the real Ted Williams is reanimated, he can have a coat (because he’ll be chilly) and a sign (because it’s AWESOME!!!)
Isn’t this rummy on, like, his EIGHTH chance or something? I feel like he and Scott Hall should be the main event at WrestleMania XXRELAPSE.