
The team at Break recently recorded video footage that answers the ultimate sports question – Who would win between a place kicker and five guys with shotguns? And while I’m sure you’re taking the time to analyze the question thoroughly and ask ancillary questions like, “What is the distance?” and “Is the kicker Graham Gano?”, just watch the video and experience the obvious-yet-awesome nature of it.
Call me old-fashioned or just call me plain, old American, but there’s simply something about guns and football that does it for me. This is a lot like that scene in The Last Boy Scout, except not acting out my fantasy football frustrations.
Video after the jump…


this video touched my innermost me
Didn’t the cops realize that poor football was just reaching for its wallet?
Also, let’s add this twist, longest field goal possible, with gunners helping shoot the ball forward? That would be incredible to watch.
Shouldn’t the score have been 2-1 for the shotguns since the 2nd kick actually went through the goal post, even though it was “shot”????
Why America is better than Egypt part 45
One of the shooters is Mike Scocia
I wish they’d pitted the kicker against a better camera man.