Michigan hockey player Louie Caporusso knows how to treat a woman, and why wouldn’t he? Just think about how great he was in Welcome Back Kotter. But this is actually a surprisingly funny video featuring Caporusso’s strategy for wooing your lady on Valentine’s Day. This might be the only holiday on the calendar where gender identity plays such a prominent role: the guy is expected to exert the lion’s share of the effort. Me? I just suck in my gut and tell her that every day with me is Valentine’s Day. And then I hurry and do the dishes before she starts beating me.

MGO Blue, Via @Texas_Gal.