The Boston Celtics edged out the Miami Heat 85-82 in Boston, last night, in a very sloppy basketball game. Paul Pierce shot 0-10 from the field, Chris Bosh ended up playing the best individual game of the afternoon, and Mike Miller, of all people, took the shot that would have tied the game as time expired. The Heat, however, were lucky to get a chance to send the game into overtime.
Glen ‘Big Baby’ Davis had a breakaway dunk opportunity early in the second quarter, but channeled his inner Woody Harrelson, and got stuffed by the front of the rim like an idiot. How is he still in the NBA? Don’t you have to be able to dunk to be an NBA big man? I’d rather watch a high school game instead of Glen Davis. At least high school games have cheerleader jailbait.
The fail, in its entirety, after the jump.
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I don’t know what’s better — the failed 2-handed dunk or the Chris Bosh bodyslam when Big Baby goes for the rebound. When I think ‘finesse’, I think of Glen Davis.
I honestly wonder how many calories the man must eat every day to be a professional athlete and yet still remain so damned fat. The over/under on how long it takes him to gain 100 pounds after he retires should be somewhere around nine days.
Did I say days? Because I meant minutes.
Davis is also a high fryer, he loves fried food.
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can….. DOH!
God I hate the Celtics.
The fail was indeed after the jump.