
Streaking at sporting events is a great tradition, like starting the wave or women in their 40s showing their jugs at a REO Speedwagon concert. But it’s generally something that has to be done with great care, because there are certain elements involved that could be greatly affected. Namely, genitalia. That’s why I see this video that is going viral on the intertubes as a wakeup call to would-be streakers out there.
The next time you want to run naked to interrupt a tennis match at the local YMCA, use your brains. Or at least use your eyes, because that window is as plain as day, dumbass.
Video after the jump…
There’s a little bulge action at the end, so consider this somewhat NSFW.
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(Thanks to Bodysuit Man Robopanda for the tip.)


I’m not your buddy, guy. I’m not your guy, friend. I’m not your friend, buddy.
I limit my streaking to warm weather events. It makes me feel better about myself.
Starting a wave is not a great sports tradition. It means you’re gay.
ENCORE! needs more blood.
@EP
Good call. I refuse to ever participate in a wave at a sporting event.
Wait, the wave is when I stick my dick in a hot dog bun and ask a cheerleader if she’s hungry, right?
I fucking hate the wave. Not 1986 anymore you fuckshafts.
@Burnsy
No, that’s the ‘Mick the Dick’, in tribute to the character from ‘Bachelor Party’.
imma dun do start that there wave… were we go! wheeeeeewww
…dun comin round again!! who with me!!
…wheeeeewww go ayeseesee!!!1
How could you even detect that “bulge action” at the end?! You would have had to been looking for it! Liiiittttle creepy.
I wish there would have been tinted windows like that around my sisters meth cave to keep the cops out.