
The Second Harvest Food Bank in Kingston, Tennessee has withdrawn from a fundraiser that is being sponsored by Frontier Firearms because the nonprofit’s leadership believes the theme is in poor taste. That theme? Shooting at Lane and Monte Kiffin bobbleheads. In the wake of the tragedy in Arizona, the Food Bank has backed out due to complaints from area residents, marking the second time in 17 years that the organization has refused a fundraiser, said Executive Director Elaine Streno.
Frontier is still moving forward with the event, charging $5 per bobblehead and the company will give the money to basically any charity that wants it. And as the ED of Burnsy’s Home for Wayward Hot Sorority Girls, I will gladly accept the money for my new Pudding Wrestling Scholarship.
Hold a grudge over a sh*tty coach for me, USA Today:
Frontier Firearms president Brant Williams says he has perhaps 800 bobbleheads of Lane and his father, USC defensive coordinator Monte, and the event will go on regardless of anyone cringing because it comes on the heels of the Arizona shootings.
Williams points out that YouTube is littered with comic explosions of celebrity bobbleheads and said by phone from his Kingston store that, “Nobody is going to leave our range after shooting a Lane Kiffin boobblehead [sic] with a desire to go shoot Lane Kiffin.”
I love that they spelled it “boobblehead” because the word boob makes me giggle endlessly. Williams added that this is just typical sports behavior and that fans have the ability to check their hatred at the door. In related news, people in Tennessee need to move on already.
Local news report about the fundraiser after the jump…
(Video via WATE News)


That’s nothing, you should see what Iowa State students did with their Gene Chizik commemorative coins! (They must have spent 20 minutes trying to fit it in that slot for Pac-Man!)
I’ll only say they have a problem letting him go when they drunk text him at night.
Frontier Firearms should have told that food bank that it was for “all the Tostitos”!
Kreese-Then folk in Tennessee don’t have to wait until night time to drunk text…
@Dormammu
Good point. That totally slipped my mind.
Drunk texts whilst hopped up on moonshine are probably spectacular.
I want a turn at SEC Rebal’s Geraldine “Moo-blehead”.
lane kiffin is a yanky luvin bassturd sumofabich ayeseesee trator!!1 he dun fuked over my beloved SEC, the tenisee fooball prograim, my sweet sweet geraldine, an the hole god feerin south
enrico pallazo … is that there onna them tearoriss names or sumthin, we dun dont tak kindly to your kine around these parts hombre. my deer sweet geraldine wooldnt be intrested anyways… once you go south, its all ass to mouth. ayeseesee!!1
No disrespect at all, Rebal, I’m just an admirer of your work.
Sensei John Kreese
Good point. That totally slipped my mind.
Drunk texts whilst hopped up on moonshine are probably spectacular.
If I didn’t have a quart of moonshine (apple pie, peach, and grape flavors, depending on the source) at every Vols and Titans game, I’d probably take offense to this statement.
@squabbler
And with the way those teams played this year, I’d bet you drank your share to block out the memories…