I really need to stop giving away the entire post in the headline, but…yeah. So Jeremy Piven, he of PCU and “Entourage” fame, had some thoughts on Sunday’s Super Bowl matchup in north Texas Sunday. Instead of seeing the Steelers and the Packers, Piven was pulling for a Jets-Bears matchup in the big game.
“Jets-Bears would have been the greatest Super Bowl. Now it’s Rapist-Berger and the Cheeseheads. The Cheesy Rape Burger. Did you just videotape that?
Come on, Jeremy. It’s Rapelisberger. We also would have accepted Roethlisrapist, Rapelisrapist, or Throwin’ Polanski. It’s as if Piven never forced himself on a 20-year-old in a rural Georgia bathroom. I believe it was Jesus who said “Let he who is without a chubby for newly matured ass cast the first stone.” Or maybe it was the apostle Paul. Some Jews just know their way around a rape charge.
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“Jets-Bears would have been the greatest Super Bowl.” To think that after Gross Pointe Blank I really liked Jeremy Piven…. This douche needs to get fucking bent.
Um, actually, it’s Consentlessberger.
Who gives a fuck what Jeremy Piven thinks about the Super Bowl? His relevance doesn’t extend beyond his fictional being. I like Ari Gold, but couldn’t care any less if Piven takes a knee in the game of life tonight. Besides, Entourage is in syndication now and only has one season left. I’ll be alright watching reruns of this jerk off for the rest of my days. I don’t need to know what his take on anything pertaining to sports is.
Richard King…. It sounds as if you aren’t of the opinion that Entourage is the stupidest fucking show ever. Not only do you think it isn’t fucking retarded, but you’ll watch that shit over and over. Instead of watching those jerkoffs, it would be a lot more productive to actually just jerk-off. God that show fucking sucks.