Sports-Related? No. Do I Care? Nope.
01.26.11
I’ll abandon the pretense here; this is the greatest motion picture that I’ve ever seen. Period. I DEFY you to find a better video than this. This embodies everything that makes America so great, and any words other than that would surely fail to convey the wonder that I feel by watching this for the 5,000th time.
Enjoy. Via ShareBro Francis.
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(sheds single tear, salutes)
Punte, were you interviewing yourself in the title? Impressive.
Actually, that title was ghostwritten by Michael Wilbon.
I thought it was very sporting of her.
I see.
That’s a nice looking ride. The car isn’t bad either.
Also, I like how he’s practicing safe sex with the glove.
Finally…. Am I aroused? Possibly. Do you care? No. Should I be concerned? Perhaps.
She really kept her emotions together there. No wincing – not even a blink.
@Otto
That might not be a tear. I get get a little excited around animal masks.
I’m so sorry.
I’d like to put a feather in her cap and call her macaroni. Macaroni with big tits, that is.
Doodle yanked.
She can’t represent PAGAN without goat leggings though.
SSGT B, that was obviously not The Virgin Connie Swayle.
+1 SSGT Barnes.
A Lamborghini, titties, and a Dragnet reference. I am very happy right now.
true fuckin comedy hahahhha
fantastic way to begin the day.
the glove is a nice touch
/doodle also yanked
//hey-oohhh!!
This video is actually better.
[filmdrunk.uproxx.com]
The driver of the car? SAG Lifetime Achievement Award recipient Ernest Borgnine.
Let’s see… The time I played “breast lump inspector”… The time your mom dropped her prices to $.05/squeeze… every game with Rasheed Wallace…
Yup, we have a new winner in “most hands to the chest” department. Congrats!