I’m interrupting today’s posting for a brief announcement. Just like the idiot I am, I knocked my external hard drive off of my desk yesterday afternoon, which was not that big a deal until I tried to boot it up this morning and it would not. It’s notable because all of the character cutouts that I use for the images that you enjoy here every day are on that hard drive. And now all of our favorites such as Snowflake The Duck Dog, Frat Cat, Gay Ufford, Coach Dog, and Asian Man In Chair may, seriously, never be recovered. Oh sure, I suppose I could find all of those images online again and cut them out again, but that takes time. Time that I could have spent entertaining you.
So I’m running to Micro Center for some expertise and equipment that I expect will do the job (we’ll still have regular posts going up in the meantime, since we have 5,000 people writing for the site now). I’m asking for your thoughts and prayers as we try to recover those characters that we all love so dearly. Thank you.
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Godspeed Punte. I just lit a candle and am holding a silent vigil until the images are recovered.
Is lobster dog okay?
Dear sweet god, please tell me Lobster Dog is okay. I never got to tell him how much I love him..
If Lobster Dog gets hurt, I’m going to lose my shit.
May you be carried on the wings of angels, my dear friend. For the lives of our beloved characters are in your hands… Godspeed, good sir, godspeed.
Now let us pray that our dearest Lobster Dog be returned to safety and without a scratch.
My sweet sweet Geraldine sends her best. Ayeseesee!!!1
Asian Man in Chair may be a tough loss, but if you need Asian Teen Girl in Panties, I can assist.
You should have hired a crazy saxophonist to guard them.
You can tell how much Lobster Dog means to this site based on the rare correct grammar from SEC Rebal.
It’s probably your external drive’s MBR that was corrupted. That happened to my external drive after a power loss while I was copying data from it. All the data is still there but it’s script got flipped. The table of contents has been corrupted, but it’s recoverable.
You still have the rights to the Masturbating Bear though, don’t you?
I suppose I could just go to Dogfort to get my share of Lobster Dog, but I hate having to make up the usual sports related shit and tentacle rape jokes. Also, far as I know, Dogfort has no UU yet.
Lobster Dog will be just fine. I’ve got a saved, cut out version of him on my computer.
Really makes up for all the typos and logical fallacies I’ve put you through, doesn’t it?
Don’t worry, Lobster Dog, Douche Dog, Tennis Ball Dog, Duck Dog, White Hat Kobe and Gentleman Bulldog are safe.
Someone over KSK must have Gay Ufford.
Burnsy and Ryan having back-ups of Lobster Dog is why they get paid the big bucks.
Glad to see that a lot of the characters are safe, but let’s not be selfish and only think of ourselves.
Punte, is your porn ok? I mean that’s the main use of a computer anyway.
There is a lot of other “questionable content” on that drive. But also, my 2010 expense spreadsheets.
I’m gonna miss Asian Guy In Chair, though. I felt like he understood me. And he had such an infectious laugh.
Yeahhh I didn’t have any back-ups saved.
But this is the greatest opportunity to unveil my projected replacements, Horseshoe Crab Dog, Hipster Wombat, and Heterosexual Tunison!
(Gets hit with tomatoes, booed off stage)
Would you say it’s time to panic, professor?
Charley Steiner will lead us to freedom.
Well played SSGT Barnes.