Current U.S. President and former Illinois Senator Barack Obama has gone on record and declared that if the Chicago Bears win the NFC Championship on Sunday,he will make plans to watch that team in Super Bowl XLV in Dallas.
At the end of a quick media spray of his Oval Office meeting with Chinese President Hu Jintao, Obama was asked by a journalist if he’s planning to head to the big game on Feb. 6 in Dallas.
“If the Bears win, I’m going no doubt,” Obama said matter-of-factly.
If he has the means and ability to see his favorite team in the Super Bowl, I have a hard time faulting him from doing that. It’s not like they aren’t already patting people down at the Super Bowl, anyway. Sure, your bomb-sniffing dog can stick his face in my balls. Can’t be too careful these days. Just because he happens to be a sitting head of state and the leader of the free world doesn’t mean he can’t get out of the House once in a while. Although, on the other hand GET BACK TO WORK, SUCKA! YOU’RE ON THE PEOPLE’S TIME! Whatever. It’s not like any of you work hard at your jobs, either.
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I’m sure Obama went to a ton of Bears games when he lived in Chicago.
The last major luminary to go to a championship football game was Sen. Baynard. And he ended up getting hit in the nose by a football thrown by Damon Wayans.
Dude.. take my word for it. Stay outta Dallas
And tell the misses to wear leather. Stains come out easier
This would cause a huge problem for the security at the Super Bowl. Every attendee would need extra pat downs, and screenings, the Stadium would be locked down whenever the president moved within it, arrived or left. The traffic patterns would be disrupted, all air traffic over the city would cease until the president left.
But is he willing to pay $200 to watch the game from the plaza?
I wish he wouldn’t have said anything, so I wouldn’t have to listen to jackholes bitch about it like they wouldn’t do the same.
If I were president I would have the entire Joe Louis Arena moved to my front fucking lawn. Don’t contact me during the crazy long NHL season, and fuck you because the Wings are making the playoffs, bitch.
Somehow, Sarah Palin is the victim in all this.
These are some real dumb asses. I am sure If I were Prez, I would go.
he’ll probably ask to throw out the punt, in his mom jeans…after dazzling us with his depth of footbal knowledge by naming on of his favorite bear players of all time…Micahel Vick.
jackass.
In 2 years he can go to a game anytime he wants
I guess if Bush did this, the hippies would bitch that he is spending too much time having fun, and not enough time working. But then again, this clown has played more rounds of golf, and had more “family” vacations in 2 years, then what Bush had in 8, and the hippies have stayed quiet.
Somehow I think a lot of people just became Packers fans
when someone gets concussion we can blame the tea party.
@Joel – Yeah, that’s probably really accurate…
Wasn’t there a movie where the president went to the superbowl…
Oh hi everyone, I’m an idiot who just makes stuff up. Just figured I’d make sure you all realize that.
Thanks!
This is a terrible idea! Doesn’t anyone read Tom Clancy!?!
UM, IT’S SUNDAY.
He’ll be in church, gat-damning America.