Forgive me for not being up to date with what’s happening in Major League Lacrosse, I assure you, it’s only because I don’t care, and not because I’m lazy. That being said, something interesting did happen at a Boston Blazer’s halftime show this weekend, involving mascots and assumed erections. Which, oddly enough, had nothing to do with furry porn. The franchise held a contest which featured three scantily clad women doing their best to entertain the team’s mascot, Scorch, which would have been fine enough, I suppose, if they didn’t let a sketchy porn producer MC.

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The halftime bit at Boston’s TD Garden on Saturday night featured scantily clad dancers competing to see who could give the Blazers’ mascot,

Scorch, the best lap dance, while the not-so-family-friendly rap song “Low” blasted through the stadium.

The racy stunt was caught on YouTube and outraged many fans – especially those who took their young kids to see what was supposed to be an-all ages lacrosse game. –New York Daily News