
Vote In The ASYLUM Poll: Is showing naked pictures of your wife creepy?
Andre Agassi was in Taiwan last week for the Rise of Legends charity event, and while I have no idea what they were raising money for, I’m going to assume that it was for something awesome like introducing me to a hot Asian girl. But Agassi caused quite a stir fry at the event when he announced that he would show the highest bidder a nude pic of his wife and fellow tennis legend Steffi Graf. Because people apparently want to see that.
Said Agassi:
“You pay more than $4,000 and I will show you a picture of my wife on my phone, naked.”
I’m not one to mock a guy’s philanthropic efforts, but $4,000? Andre, dude, make this same offer in Japan and you’ll get at least $4 million. Just cover your wife’s naughty parts in some dead squid from Publix and maybe make it look like she’s stabbing a dolphin with a spear. You could cure cancer with that money.
Video after the jump…
Unless you speak Mandarin or are really high, go ahead and skip to the :40 mark.
And if you’re really interested in seeing the picture that one man paid more than $4,000 for, I’ve got it and hoo boy is it scandalous…


I demand more usage of Tennis Ball Dog. In fact, when you look at a team’s schedule and it says “TBD”, from now on I will just assume that Tennis Ball Dog will be there.
Mmmm, Steffi.
WOOF
Steffi’s face is about the same, but her body has gone to the dogs.
/Retires for the day after that zinger.
I would pay $4K not to see her naked.
Yeah, I’m very, very late to this one, but…
I would stab an American tennis player to see prime-era Steffi naked.